Shit Pump

A term used in the Canadian forces to describe a soldier who is utterly useless. Cannot do anything right. a.k.a A pumper of shit.

" God damn McDonald, you F*@#$%# shit pump"

by johny twobyfour June 10, 2008

pump upedness

The total energy and sleep discouragement induced by said drink. If it makes you wild it has a high level of pump upedness.

*drinks an energy drink with high pump upedness*

Mmmmm... I feel very pumped up. I feel wild. I feel like I can do anything now. Woo hoo! This drink is my favourite, because it has high pump upedness.

by Keael September 21, 2005

Pixie Pump

The act of laying doggy style on the ground then opening your asshole, then pouring pixie pouder inside of the anus. The person with the dust in their anus then farts and a pixie dust cloud shoots from the anus.

"Dude did you see that massive Pixie Pump

"No man, I wish I was there."

by Corter123 August 1, 2018

Golden pump

When you mistake ejaculating for urinating while having intercourse.

I was with my girl last night and accidentally hit her with the golden pump.

by Game Night Harem February 2, 2017

mind pump

A pump similar to an erection or muscular pump, but of the mind. This is typically due to a drastic shift in paradigm or a mind blowing experience.

I got a wicked mind pump after listening to that podcast about fitness and nutrition.

by HMG CoA reductase April 6, 2017

Pump Shotgun

A gun in the game called "Fortnite". The amount of damage the Pump Shotgun does depends on the rarity of the gun. The most a Pump Shotgun can do to the head is 220.

Garry: "Yo wtf is this game? I got one pumped by this guy!"
Harry: "That's because he had a Pump Shotgun."

by Gatelotzombie January 5, 2021

Custard Pump

The penis. A rigid cock ready to sling a hot rope of nut custard.

Rachel worked my custard pump last night and got a mouthful.

My custard pump is primed and about to unload.

She emptied my custard pump with a vigorous handy.

by Eaton Holgoode February 4, 2018