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mushroom print

Adam mushroom printed his window when some girls pulled up beside him.
by XxThanatosxX May 19, 2006
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Piptip

The head of a penis. Commonly referred to "Mr. Mushroom Head."
Riley: Damn, it man my piptip hurts like hell!
Daniel: Dude I told you Amanda had STDs.
by Dodgeball.aka.Steve December 7, 2006
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printiberish

Useless pages the come from a computer printer. Pages often come with smile faces and weird symbols. Origin: gibberish + printer
I tried printing my report, but all that came out of the printer was printiberish.
by Buddy Man March 18, 2007
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Pristine Bean

Yo will roll up a pristine bean so i can get high as shit
by William Margaritis June 11, 2010
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print pimp

In the printing trade:

1) a salesperson who can sell anything that needs to be sold.

2) someone in a printing sales office who knows the ins and outs of producing an unusual printing piece

3) a master of diversified print solutions
1) The stack was cut crooked, but our print pimp showed his customer that it was more noticeable that way. They ordered more just like it!

2) Our print pimp knew how to print those four color file folders.

3) You don't know how to get it printed? You need a print pimp.
by davarinofuntucson August 22, 2010
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Printgasm

a climax of excitement experienced as a result of printmaking of any form (such as, but not limited to: screen printing, lithography, letterpress, intaligio, relief, monoprint/ monotype, collograph, etc.) and characterized by feelings of pleasure, happiness, or euphoria throughout the entire body, mind, and life.
"I've been in the studio all day doing a multi-plate etching and basically had a printgasm."

"I had a printgasm at that show there were so many amazing prints."

"I just printgasmed in my pants and all over this litho stone."
by Prince of Prints August 25, 2010
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Printer Guard

To guard the printer at work.

When you have printed something you know you shouldn't have, using your office's printer/ink.

You then guard the printer while your paper is being printed so that no one else can accidentally grab your paper. Which could result in embarrassment and/or reprimanding.

Also "Printer Anxiety":
While you are Printer Guarding, you may experience Printer Anxiety because (a) You have printed something long and it is taking forever. (b) Your paper has gotten jammed. (c) Someone is printing at the same time as you, so you both are standing near the printer, awkwardly.
Office Girl 1- "Wow, that was sketchy, I just got done printing 13 pages of my coupons, in color!"

Office Girl 2- "So what?"

Office Girl 1- "So, I had to Printer Guard for like 20 minutes while it was printing!"
by RazorBladesInCandyBars November 19, 2010
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