press the flesh

What a politician does (or should be doing if s/he hopes to get elected) during the run-up to an election. It means to make contact with the voters by means of personal skin to skin contact (but hopefully non-sexual), such as shaking hands and kissing babies. In a general sense it implies getting out and getting in the face of as many different voters as possible because if they meet someone they're probably more likely to have a positive opinion of them than the candidates that they didn't meet in person.

Mr. Bush probably doesn't need to go out and press the flesh because he is running for re-election based on his first term record.

by PlaceHolder August 11, 2004

French Press

Process by which a constipated female puts a finger up her vagina and pushes it out her anus.

Jill: Ah I'm so constipated Michelle

Michelle: Try the french press! It helps me all the time!

by captain Swagger October 13, 2011

Press Aikido

The act of using your competitors press announcements to drive your own positive press. Press Aikido lets you to channel your competitors press energy in promoting your product.

An example of press aikido is when a competitor does a major press push, you can post comments on all the articles on the web linking to what you want to promote. Or if your competitor openly attacks, you can use their attack to expose their weakness and delivery your positive message.

by Albondigas August 6, 2009

cookie press

Asshole. The part of your anatomy where cookie dough is pressed out.

I banged her in the cookie press

by ultrafanatic January 29, 2006

squat pressing

1. Sexual position similar to doggie style. The woman is on her knees and elbows while the man gets behind her but remains standing up rather than on his knees. The male requires rather strong legs to sustain this position, hence the squat press.

"I was squat pressing the old lady on the bed last night."

by Ryboe September 13, 2006

nico press

when performing the doggy style position with your woman you grab on to her hair and curl your wrist so the hair wraps around your hand, giving you a really good grip. then you put your elbow into the small of her back and do a curl.

tom gave jane a nico press last night, now she's half bald.

by colon plow May 1, 2005

peach press

The female version of a teabag.

When playing halo Jeffery died so much that Amanda peach pressed his face.

by peachpressV2 February 22, 2013