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press the flesh

What a politician does (or should be doing if s/he hopes to get elected) during the run-up to an election. It means to make contact with the voters by means of personal skin to skin contact (but hopefully non-sexual), such as shaking hands and kissing babies. In a general sense it implies getting out and getting in the face of as many different voters as possible because if they meet someone they're probably more likely to have a positive opinion of them than the candidates that they didn't meet in person.
Mr. Bush probably doesn't need to go out and press the flesh because he is running for re-election based on his first term record.
by PlaceHolder August 11, 2004
mugGet the press the fleshmug.

French Press

Process by which a constipated female puts a finger up her vagina and pushes it out her anus.
Jill: Ah I'm so constipated Michelle

Michelle: Try the french press! It helps me all the time!
by captain Swagger October 13, 2011
mugGet the French Pressmug.

tweet-the-press

A method of scarcasm directed to the the press media that delivers false news to unreliable news sources to see if they take the bait
Our President has replaced live question & answer sessions with tweet-the-press
by Toadly 4 Sure July 6, 2017
mugGet the tweet-the-pressmug.

Bench pressed

The act of beating someone so badly that they may as well have been bench pressed 1000 times over.

This term is versatile and can mean the following:

Oblierating ones argument into the netherrealm by being so very on point that the opponent cannot hope to come back from it.

Physically destroying someone for example by german suplexing them into the earths mantle.

Mowing down an opposing civilization in AoE that you theoratically lift said civ into the air and drop them into hell itself by sheer domination.

The art of total puss puss destruction via a massive thundercock which can only be bestowed upon omega class alpha males. Guaranteed to inseminate any female on the first try.
This fool thinks sbmm doesnt exist so I bench pressed his dumbass opinion into the dirt.

Just ran around Al Mazrah in DMZ and bench pressed some lil Timothy and friends so bad they lost all there loot and rage quit.

I just bench pressed this slag with my PR 24 meat baton. Fatherhood here I cum.
by Distortus Dongasaurus April 23, 2023
mugGet the Bench pressedmug.

press-a-piss

When you're high and dehydrated and you've held it too long and a telephone pole is suddenly calling your name. See anticipiss.
No time to unzip or drop trou, you're at the press-a-piss!
by car-bender December 10, 2017
mugGet the press-a-pissmug.

press pressure

Press pressure is the act of one or more people pressuring you into answering questions so you can admit to doing something. This tactic is often used by FBI to interrogate criminals to confess to committing a crime, even if they didn't do it.
"I can't believe they made Marion Jones confess to using steroids by use of press pressure" said nobody ever
by TheBadBaneTiger November 17, 2021
mugGet the press pressuremug.

Press Aikido

The act of using your competitors press announcements to drive your own positive press. Press Aikido lets you to channel your competitors press energy in promoting your product.
An example of press aikido is when a competitor does a major press push, you can post comments on all the articles on the web linking to what you want to promote. Or if your competitor openly attacks, you can use their attack to expose their weakness and delivery your positive message.
by Albondigas August 6, 2009
mugGet the Press Aikidomug.

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