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press the flesh

What a politician does (or should be doing if s/he hopes to get elected) during the run-up to an election. It means to make contact with the voters by means of personal skin to skin contact (but hopefully non-sexual), such as shaking hands and kissing babies. In a general sense it implies getting out and getting in the face of as many different voters as possible because if they meet someone they're probably more likely to have a positive opinion of them than the candidates that they didn't meet in person.
Mr. Bush probably doesn't need to go out and press the flesh because he is running for re-election based on his first term record.
by PlaceHolder August 11, 2004
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French Press

Process by which a constipated female puts a finger up her vagina and pushes it out her anus.
Jill: Ah I'm so constipated Michelle

Michelle: Try the french press! It helps me all the time!
by captain Swagger October 13, 2011
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press k

guy 1:Ah shit i am infected!
guy 2: Press k and click.
by chinaman69420 February 19, 2021
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nico press

when performing the doggy style position with your woman you grab on to her hair and curl your wrist so the hair wraps around your hand, giving you a really good grip. then you put your elbow into the small of her back and do a curl.
tom gave jane a nico press last night, now she's half bald.
by colon plow May 1, 2005
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Gay Pressing

Being extremely irritated by someone in a very gay way.
Ice was gay pressing Gary to walk in a hentai store
by Duzkval7/7 July 7, 2019
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Press sheets

When you have hot passionate sex and the only thing theft on your bed is the fitted sheet.
GIRl I 'm telling we pressed sheets.
(He) (She) came over just to press sheets.
by Boonedockboy 1980 October 3, 2020
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Bench pressed

The act of beating someone so badly that they may as well have been bench pressed 1000 times over.

This term is versatile and can mean the following:

Oblierating ones argument into the netherrealm by being so very on point that the opponent cannot hope to come back from it.

Physically destroying someone for example by german suplexing them into the earths mantle.

Mowing down an opposing civilization in AoE that you theoratically lift said civ into the air and drop them into hell itself by sheer domination.

The art of total puss puss destruction via a massive thundercock which can only be bestowed upon omega class alpha males. Guaranteed to inseminate any female on the first try.
This fool thinks sbmm doesnt exist so I bench pressed his dumbass opinion into the dirt.

Just ran around Al Mazrah in DMZ and bench pressed some lil Timothy and friends so bad they lost all there loot and rage quit.

I just bench pressed this slag with my PR 24 meat baton. Fatherhood here I cum.
by Distortus Dongasaurus April 23, 2023
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