Drowning the possum

To try and make sweet love to a woman with a flaccid penis

Dude I drank too much last night and ended up drowning the possum

by BABARACUS December 12, 2019

Playin Possum

To express you will not be attending a lame event.

Hey Steve, are you going to Alan's party tonight?
Naw man, im playin possum for sure.

by Dr.SteveBrules April 18, 2011

The Chaos Possum

A possum that came from another alternative dimension who manipulates living animals. The Chaos Possum primarily chooses it’s host as a human. The Chaos Possum persuades it’s host into playing dead in the middle of the road. At times the Chaos Possum will manipulate it’s host into have intercourse with other possums. The only way to get rid of the Chaos Possum after becoming it’s host is to contact a pedophilic pastor and be blessed by dark magic.

William: I think I have been cursed by the Chaos Possum.
Gerald: I know a priest who slept with 12 kids!

by JohnRanford1993 July 4, 2022

Awesome Possum

No clue it’s what buzz says to me

I’ll be there at 2:00. “Awesome possum”

by Dweber September 4, 2022

Stavro the Possum

a random possum that appeared in a house for no apparent reason, but was still kicks to see

Opaaa stavro the possum

Faaaa boys stavro the possum pulling all the bitches

kita scenes boys stavro the possum kreasing around oakleigh

by t_man 101 May 2, 2022

awesome possum blossom

White supremacists

Paul is such an awesome possum blossom.

by DaScandinavian June 21, 2015

playing possum

Pretending to be asleep so your partner doesn't try to have sex with you.

I'm always playing possum when my wife comes to bed so she leaves me alone.

by November 19, 2021