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Possum

to "fist pound" and say "possum" is to say nice, or agreed
dude i fucked a MILF last night
possum!
by bob froguana March 27, 2010
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crash possums

(n.) -- words that are spelled incorrrectly, for all the world to see, on TV broadcasts at CNN and other networks
"I've seen some real bloopers and howlers on CNN recently, where the headline writer spelled "competing" as "competiting" and things like that. Happens almost every day on my TV screen, all the networks do it. Don't they have copyeditors? I call them 'crash possums' because they remind me of dead possums on rural roads and highways."

-- Overheard outside a coffee shop in Harvard Square in Cambridge on January 8, 2010
by PRwiz101 January 16, 2010
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Playin Possum

To express you will not be attending a lame event.
Hey Steve, are you going to Alan's party tonight?
Naw man, im playin possum for sure.
by Dr.SteveBrules May 7, 2011
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possum

1) Refers to a person who enjoys gaining weight in order to feel/be more attractive.

2) Alternatively used for some one who "falls dead" in bed and cannot continue to be entertaining sexually.
1) That guy is such a possum, he can't stop eating everything in sight.

2) He's a possum, he just lays there in bed and doesn't do any of the work.
by Remyarias July 6, 2007
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First Possum

1. a dangerous place for fear of possum consumption
2. the middle back seat of a vehicle
3. the bottom step of a porch
oh shit, i don't want to be first possum.. i should get out of this dumpster
by doctor jeckyll April 27, 2008
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possum floss'um

a sex act where a girl deepthroats you, chokes on your cock,and then uses your pubes as floss while lying on her back
dude, that girl totally did a possum floss'um last night!
by nsanepoltergiest January 18, 2009
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