by jay247 March 09, 2015
Similar to porch dick, a porch atheist is a person who sits on their porch and yells at you just to let you know what's up.
The difference however, is that porch atheists try to educate you from their porch.
The difference however, is that porch atheists try to educate you from their porch.
by Thememeshaha December 26, 2016
by Peaches and Cream August 08, 2006
Look at that stanky nappy head porch goblin he for sure doesn't have running water poor porch goblin
by UncleSamInATrenchCoat July 30, 2017
Porch cop said she was bringing over homemade chocolate chippers, but she really wanted to get a look at our entry way.
“GoPuff never sucks,” glowed Brian. “As soon as Irene the porch cop sees the delivery guy drive up, she gives us a jingle to let us know the booze is here.”
“GoPuff never sucks,” glowed Brian. “As soon as Irene the porch cop sees the delivery guy drive up, she gives us a jingle to let us know the booze is here.”
by Hifalutin! January 31, 2022
A terrible singer and a try-hard just to be like Charli Damelio. Bella Porch is a wannabe who doesn't deserve her fame because all she even does is shake her head and sing
by Bella Porch Life September 05, 2021
Lawn jockeys that were used to tie up horses are porch monkeys. Since back in the old days, plantation owners had Black people stable the horses or tie them up. Hence, most of these lawn jockey's face were painted black.
by Kenneth Brown August 04, 2005