vanilla popsicle

The penis of a white man

She loves my 8 inch vanilla popsicle.

by mach 10 May 13, 2003

Poopsicle

1. The result of of freezing feces by either defecating in extremely cold weather or by placing feces in the freezer.

2. A delicious summertime treat. Very easy to make.

3. A last resort weapon made from frozen feces that tapers off to a sharp point. Used for stabbing.

1. George: So how was Alaska, Richard?
Richard: I had a fantastic time, but I wouldn't want to live there. It was so freakin cold I was cranking out poopsicles.

2. (kid runs into kitchen) Mom! Mom! Can you buy me some poopsicles?
Mom: No need Honey! I'll go make one for you right now!
Kid: Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!!!!!!

3. Never leave the igloo without your poopsicle, son. There are some bad neighborhoods by the pole.

by Prpldrnk June 28, 2009

Chocolate Popsicle

The act of penetrating someone's anus with frozen feces.

I took the Chocolate Popsicle out of the freezer and rammed my girl in the ass with the frozen turd.

by IMD August 29, 2007

popsicle fucker

Used as a highly vulgar insult for generally men. Relates the use of a popsicle to fucking up the anus/ass.

"Shut the fuck up you popsicle fucker!"

by MATATES November 22, 2004

The popsicle

when u pop a girls cherry you put the juices in a cup put a popsicle stick in the juice put it in a freezer an hour later take it out and give it to a friend who thinks its a cherry popsicle.

I played a prank on my friend by fucking a virgin and freezing her virgin juices and I gave him the popsicle and he puked everywhere

by the next big porn star July 29, 2009

poopsicle

a more appropriate term for "shit", "damn", "crap" or "fuck" usually said when upset or frusterated.

Poopsicles, I forgot what i was going to say...

by mmmyyrraa October 18, 2010

poopsicle

When you crap on a stick. Then you may wet it and freeze it, but the main thing is the crap on a stick

My, my, what a delicious poopsicle

by BigBlowfish November 19, 2004