poo

A brown consistency that come out of your bum hole: you can get it in;

Sloppy

Rocky
Chunky
Liquid

And more

Son: Mom i did a poo
Mom: oh it’s a mixture of liquid and rocky

by stupidityisyourmum October 17, 2021

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Poo

A salted treat that comes from you butt.

I'm gonna eat some poo.

by Death is good October 28, 2021

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Poo is a very interesting substance that comes out of your butt.

There are many types of poos, such as

The Original:
Basically normal poos
The Really Diarrhoea-y one:
Wet poos that come out of your ass when you have a stomachache and take fucking hours to wipe
The Machine Gun:
Pellets of poos that come out of your butt when you don’t drink water. They are a good weapon if you want to defend yourself.
The Creamy Corn:
Basically poo with corn in it.
The What the Fuck:
Basically every poo that isn’t brown.

Here’s what you might say if you encountered them in you bathroom
The Original One:
‘BORING!’
The Really Diarrhoea-y One:
‘Gross, man! What did I eat?’
The Machine Gun
‘Pew-pew!’
The Creamy Corn
‘Ew…’
The What the Fuck
‘WHAT THE FUCK?’

I just had a very, very big poo, Bob!

by The Really Nice Glassy December 21, 2021

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