Indian Poker

With a bill of any denomination, the barcode on the the bill represents a poker hand. The best five numbers/letters or combination of the two wins. The best hand is AAAAA. This game obviously works the best not having seen any of the bills. Some people play with rounds of betting revealing a little something more about their bill/hand each round.

Jim - Hey you little chug, got a bill?
Bill - No.. I got some change.
Jim - You shouldn't have bought the lysol so we could've played Indian Poker.
Bill - Next time.
Jim - Ya, next time.

by Scott Too Hot July 29, 2009

texas holdem poker

Texas holdem poker is the world's greatest and most popular poker game. The game is played with each player getting 2 cards down and then there are 5 community cards, face up on the table, for all to play. After looking at the hold cards there is a round of betting, the flop, which consists of 3 cards face up on the table, another round of betting, the turn, one card face up on the table, and finally the river, which is the last card up. The most popular variation is no limit Texas Holdem.

The best thing about The World Poker Tour and Texas Holdem Poker is Shana Hiatt's tits

by Cosmicstargoat April 23, 2004

PHONERAPE

When someone calls or texts you without your permission. They have violated your ears and have forced their conversation upon you. It's usually someone you don't want to be in contact with like an annoying co-worker, former friend or just some moron you know.

The girl text the guy so many times, the guy screamed out "PHONERAPE!" He was never the same again and went into the corner crying while holding himself.

by lolz09 January 27, 2009

Pinerider

a bender thats bad at hockey, that sits on the bench the whole game, and just rides the pine up and down

Hey look, Ibby sucks at hockey he just rides pine all game what a pinerider

by bambski October 8, 2011

smot poker

A pot smoker, all so meaning pot head or stoner.

For example lets go smot some poke you smot poker you.

by EZ fucking E April 17, 2009

jiggery-pokery

This is not to discount the other meanings, but here's one that's been overlooked, it seems:
Noun:
1) The act of fixing or building something by tinkering, prodding, poking, and twiddling it until it looks the way it should or does what it ought to do. The act of solving a problem in a very make-shift, seat-of-the-pants way rather than proceeding with any sort of plan or forethought. Jiggery-pokery is all about "Good enough"
2) A very informal, vague process for doing a thing - there's no step-by-step thing you do to get the result you want, you just apply the jiggery-pokery until it starts making the noise and doing the thing

Possibly, this comes from literally "jiggering" (jiggling) and "pokering" (poking) a thing until it comes together or starts to work or both.

1) I just used a bit of jiggery-pokery and I got your phone working again; I majored in jiggery-pokery in college, I did.
2) Careful with the coffee machine - you need a bit of jiggery-pokery to get it working.

by Balloonie-cat1 October 24, 2020

strip poker

A game in which a group of people play poker and the winner of each hand picks somebody, that person then has to take off a piece of clothing.

Makes for a naughty good time

Hot lesbian: wanna go play strip poker?
Me: yes!!!!!!!

by kthxbi December 28, 2004