plastic friend

The endless fountain of wealth otherwise known as a credit card.

Person 1: I'm broke, got any cash?
Person 2: Nope I'm out as well
Person 1: Oh hang on, we're saved, my wife left her plastic friend in my wallet!
Person 2: Hallelujah!

by Jonny R December 12, 2005

Plastic fan

A person that supports a team because of their good record

Chris said he supports barca

He is just a plastic fan

by Keir004 November 26, 2017

plastic paddy

Noun: Term of abuse for someone who feigns being Irish when convenient. E.g. An entirely British person who in 1994, on realising that England had not made it to the soccer World Cup, had no one to cheer for and found green blood in their veins for as long as Republic of Ireland were still in with a chance.

What happened to your England shirt, you plastic paddy?
No, I'm Irish. Honest.
On which side?
Err... both. My Mum's cousin's got an Irish setter and my Dad was conceived in the County Kilburn. Guinness spritzer with a dash of Baileys please barman, cheers. Bejazus!

by McCririck's unlucky Laundress October 2, 2005

paper or plastic

Expression that denotes a mental shock, particularly when somebody asks something totally new in a difficult, alien or unknown dialect.

It originated from the shocking experience of immigrants shopping in an American supermarket, when asked about paper or plastic bags; it is a common first culture shock.

1) I didn´t understand a word he was saying. It was like a different language. Paper or plastic?!

by Fernando Gonzalez October 14, 2005

Plastic-Fantastic

(Noun/Adjective) The rapid, inorganic, contextless, design of urban space in the 21st century - with complete disregard for the social, political, & environmental impacts of such hyper-growth.

Did u just build that 120-floor underwater skyscraper in 2 months? That's so Plastic-Fantastic!

by Omar Offendum December 23, 2008

Plastic Bag

Used to put over an ugly girls head.
Good for having sex because you dont have to see her face.
Usually works for girls with a dirty face and a nice body.

Rar blad, That girl is mong, Would you do her for a fiver?
Na man, Only if you give me a Plastic bag.

by Chrisdamainman September 9, 2005

Pedo-plastic

Its plastic that is flies around and lands in small childrens mouths and pants.

Why is that little kid making-out with that piece of pedo-plastic?

by Mr. Changalang May 13, 2008