pitcrust

Noun: The residue that, over time, becomes embedded in the armpits of one's shirts. Usually a combination of sweat and deodorant.

Mama said not even a ten-gallon jug of OxyClean is going to remove the pitcrust from my skanky shirt.

by J-Wi June 17, 2010

Pitub

To urinate into ones butt hole.

No! Please don't pitub me!

Damn I have to pee. I'm gonna pitub you so hard!

by Gniqqa June 12, 2012

petrucia

A person who will smack you upside the head for not knowing your roots and very pretty and tends to like ALL types of nationalities for potential boyfriends

Petrucia likes Justin(Hispanic)

by DoraTheMegaExplorer December 9, 2013

patrulla

Mexican slang for "police" or "patrol"

"Reporto una patrulla en la carretera"

"Reported by the highway patrol"

by mafiosasalinas May 2, 2014

Pitbull card

A tangible or in tangible card given to the DJ, music officer or person controlling the music at a given soirée that forces them to immediately play a Pitbull song. This can be an effective way to liven up a boring wedding, make a house party seem like a Miami club or to ruin friendships.

Person 1: " Did Pitbull just start playing? Really, at this wedding"?

Person 2: "yeah, I think it did. Someone must have played a Pitbull Card."

"Man, no one is dancing or having any fun out there."
" Hmmm... I know what will fix this." (Plays Pitbull card)

by Mountainish man August 5, 2016

Pitbulled

A tactic used in customer service when there is a dispute that needs to be resolved. Most instances when the company is at fault. The customer verbally latches onto a company until the issue is resolved.

I pitbulled them and they finally issued me a refund.

by Megz236 July 27, 2016

pitou

Pitou is a pitou. He is a meteorologist. He also is the Great Monarch, The Cosmical Christ, And the Green Man. Nobody loves him but it doesn't matter <3

"Pitou est entrepreneur" - Gobi 2017

by Quaduor January 31, 2017