Stench Pipe

A Stench Pipe is a dark brown, pustule filled, rear end tube much loved by the shirt lifting classes of Peckham. Originally led by the Knights of St. George, today, Britain's remaining brigade of Stench Pipers is led by Major General Sir Hew Bottomley Swill. The last remaining shirt lifting army group of the line, they form up every second Tuesday of the month on Horse Guards Parade in Woking where they are reviewed by seven gerbils and a post-operative hose pipe called Alice.

My, my, look at those gerbils as they eye up that line of stench pipes. Alice has taken a three speed and its double headed.

by Anarcho-Capitalist March 11, 2010

Exhaust Pipe

Fellatio performed on a male when he is bent over and has his genitals tucked between his legs, pointing straight backwards. This allows the person performing this act to get a face full of butt while blowing the male and the male can expell any and all bodily fluids and odors behind him onto the person performing the act. Which fluids and odors expelled are up to personal preference with none also being an option.

Why is our neighbor bent over the couch? Probably getting ready to give his wife the ol' exhaust pipe fix.

by MacFlak January 5, 2018

Pipe Down

A uncomplicated and cutting expression, which plainly means "Shut the Fuck Up"

"My fiancee is demanding I go to bed before 12"

"Tell the bitch to pipe down..."

by MikeWain October 19, 2008

Pipe Me Off

"Pipe Off" or "Pipe Me Off" is a common expression used in the northern English tongue to desribe a bloke getting sucked off or receiving a blow job by a bird. It's been around for a few years most notably in the Hull and Manchester cities.

"I went round to this birds house the other night and got her to "pipe me off" it was mint!"

"Oiy you, give us a good piping"

"Could everyone stop getting piped"

by Pork Head August 30, 2011

Phineas and Ferb

A cartoon that's popular among people who have kids. It centers on two boys who invent things every day, their sister Candace who tries to bust them to their mom, and their pet platypus who goes on secret missions as Perry the Platypus.

Person 1: What's Phineas and Ferb?
Person 2: It's this cartoon my kid and I like. It's really cool.

by frabrizio November 19, 2016

scat pipe

Another term for turd cutter, or the sphincter. Rectum, butthole, etc.

Those jalapenos lit my scat pipe on fire.

by Qel E June 22, 2007

Soul Pipe

When a big black cock is giving anal to a white girl.

Hey bitch! Take that Soul Pipe.

by Skeetniggah February 3, 2009