Phelps

Noun, singular.
Plural: "Phelps" or "Phelpses"
A man with an unattractive (possibly repellent) face and a smokin'-hot body. The individual in question (the "phelps") is generally assumed to be Caucasian...like the swimmer-slash-mental-health-spokesmodel.

I miss that Yahoo group where people used to post pics of hot naked guys with ugly faces. It's crazy, but I love me a good phelps.

by Jack Vesuvio August 4, 2021

Phelps

Being so bad you get removed from your club up the bum style

Noncey Phelps

by DgJlBQ April 12, 2023

Phelps Skeet

Super swimming sperm that tend to impregnate any egg they swim across

What, Johnny knocked up a girl again? Damn, he must have Phelps skeet because that's 3 babies in 3 lays. That dude needs to wear a swimmers hat on his little Michael.

by Skeeter2312 May 17, 2011

phelp

to swim; you no longer swim you phelp. Michael Phelps was just amazing in the Olympics.

Lets go phelping!

by bobbyk99 October 23, 2008

Phelping

Just like Micheal Phelps in training: The act of consuming copious amounts of calories in a day.

OMG...I feel so sick! I was Phelping at the State Fair yesterday.

by bpholein1 November 26, 2017

Pulling a Phelps

To decimate all competition so much that the world wont be able to catch up to your absolute domination for at least 30 years.

"Dude I was totally Pulling a Phelps last night in bed, now Im the only person the ladies want to screw

by KingofThePies October 13, 2008

alyssa phelps

the most beutifull girl i have ever seen in my life

alyssa phelps is cool

by Geo the duck December 4, 2020