Colson Phelps

Colson is a guy who no one would want to let go of , he is an amazing friend who will put himself in your shoes to try and help .he can be rude at times but only to the people who hurt the ones he loves . He can be amazing in bed but often only gives his all to the one who deserves it.he is very outgoing and playful .he has a very soft heart and will try to make anyone happy even if it breaks him down,he is a full on romantic with the right person and will never let you down.he is the type of guy your parents will be glad you met because he is loyal,trustworthy and an amazing friend but just don’t piss him off .

Friend1 : my mom won’t let me go out with Kevin .
Friend 2: well obviously his not Colson Phelps

by Flufflepuff March 15, 2019

phelps

to destroy in an Olympic medal-worthy way.

The US basketball team is phelpsing the competition right now.
I straight phelpsed that kitty kat last night. Oh wait, this is her calling me now. . .

by Dizastaa August 11, 2012

Pulling a Phelps

To decimate all competition so much that the world wont be able to catch up to your absolute domination for at least 30 years.

"Dude I was totally Pulling a Phelps last night in bed, now Im the only person the ladies want to screw

by KingofThePies October 13, 2008

phelped

Giving your guests a bong hit so huge, they cough uncontrollably.

"After dinner, I phelped Joe's ass"

(this is the correct spelling of an entry submitted earlier today)

by Pud man March 3, 2009

Phelp

adjective: cool, spiffy, awesome
verb: F**in help
"phelp me": to be felt up

adjective: that shirt is so phelp

verb 1:

by Soraya(put on UD by tati) October 16, 2008

Pulling a Phelps

Abruptly walking away from a group like a pure asshole without saying anything.

I'm pulling a Phelps because this chick is so fat.

by ClubTest November 7, 2011

phelp

to swim; you no longer swim you phelp. Michael Phelps was just amazing in the Olympics.

Lets go phelping!

by bobbyk99 October 23, 2008