Dirty Phelps

The act of putting a swimming cap on one's head and divin head first into some monster tang. Named after the part time Olympic swimmer, full time sex crazed maniac, Michael Phelps. Goggles are optional, but highly recommended.

Just remember, always heat up the pool before you Dirty Phelps.

by Peter Picklepecker February 2, 2013

Pulling a Phelps

To decimate all competition so much that the world wont be able to catch up to your absolute domination for at least 30 years.

"Dude I was totally Pulling a Phelps last night in bed, now Im the only person the ladies want to screw

by KingofThePies October 13, 2008

Phelping

Just like Micheal Phelps in training: The act of consuming copious amounts of calories in a day.

OMG...I feel so sick! I was Phelping at the State Fair yesterday.

by bpholein1 November 26, 2017

phelped

Giving your guests a bong hit so huge, they cough uncontrollably.

"After dinner, I phelped Joe's ass"

(this is the correct spelling of an entry submitted earlier today)

by Pud man March 3, 2009

Phelp

adjective: cool, spiffy, awesome
verb: F**in help
"phelp me": to be felt up

adjective: that shirt is so phelp

verb 1:

by Soraya(put on UD by tati) October 16, 2008

Phelps

verb (used without object)
to act in a manner so vile while attempting to forward one's cause/interests that one only succeeds in engendering feelings within the general populace/audience that are opposed to one’s cause/interests.

Passed: Phelpsed

Origin: From Fred Phelps, an anti-LGBT activist whose methods were so vile they engendered feelings within the general populace in favor of the LGBT cause.

The anarchists phelpsed when they burned down the orphanage. The Trump supporters phelpsed when they stormed the Capitol.

by Cloud Cat January 16, 2021

Phelps Skeet

Super swimming sperm that tend to impregnate any egg they swim across

What, Johnny knocked up a girl again? Damn, he must have Phelps skeet because that's 3 babies in 3 lays. That dude needs to wear a swimmers hat on his little Michael.

by Skeeter2312 May 17, 2011