Dirty Phelps

The act of putting a swimming cap on one's head and divin head first into some monster tang. Named after the part time Olympic swimmer, full time sex crazed maniac, Michael Phelps. Goggles are optional, but highly recommended.

Just remember, always heat up the pool before you Dirty Phelps.

by Peter Picklepecker February 2, 2013

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phelps

to destroy in an Olympic medal-worthy way.

The US basketball team is phelpsing the competition right now.
I straight phelpsed that kitty kat last night. Oh wait, this is her calling me now. . .

by Dizastaa August 11, 2012

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Pulling a Phelps

Abruptly walking away from a group like a pure asshole without saying anything.

I'm pulling a Phelps because this chick is so fat.

by ClubTest November 7, 2011

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Phelps

Being so bad you get removed from your club up the bum style

Noncey Phelps

by DgJlBQ April 12, 2023

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Mikey Phelps

Best DJ In New York City. Defining lit moments everyday, and providing happiness to all people.

Mikey Phelps is Lit. Mikey Phelps is a good person. Period.

by Mikey Phelps March 6, 2019

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Colson Phelps

Colson is a guy who no one would want to let go of , he is an amazing friend who will put himself in your shoes to try and help .he can be rude at times but only to the people who hurt the ones he loves . He can be amazing in bed but often only gives his all to the one who deserves it.he is very outgoing and playful .he has a very soft heart and will try to make anyone happy even if it breaks him down,he is a full on romantic with the right person and will never let you down.he is the type of guy your parents will be glad you met because he is loyal,trustworthy and an amazing friend but just don’t piss him off .

Friend1 : my mom won’t let me go out with Kevin .
Friend 2: well obviously his not Colson Phelps

by Flufflepuff March 15, 2019

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