Peacock’s Tail

The blast pattern created either on the back of a shirt or back of a toilet seat from high pressure explosive diarrhoea.

John ate that leftover sushi that had been left in the boot of the car for a few days, and gave himself a Peacock’s Tail in the toilet just before his job interview.

by ArchangelOrderofChaos May 15, 2022

matthew peacock

A sexy man(Boy) from coatbridge Townhead in Scotland

Hi Matthew Peacock you are so sexy!!! Will you go out with me

by Dildo Man 300 March 18, 2014

Jan Peacock

Jan Peacock is an elderly woman who bullies people on twitter, from her tablet, in the nursing home. She is on everyone’s shit list.

Guy 1: Did you see that grandma bullying people on twitter?

Guy 2: No, show me.

Guy 1: *Shows guy 2 elderly woman’s tweet*

Guy 2: Fuck, someone call the nursing home and tell them to take Jan Peacocks tablet away.

by dingdonguropinioniswrong October 6, 2019

matt peacock

A small wanker that sucks shit out of ebony midgets

Matt peacock sacked his shit last night out of black ebony

by Josh poole November 27, 2014

Maddie Peacock

“Maddie Peacock?” he said “the coloniser and war criminal of the 17 hundreds who mass murdered and enslaved madagascar and most of south africa ?”

“Yes, Maddie Peacock the third”

by absolutrastaman August 26, 2022

Peacock

When you place a pea under your foreskin and fucks a person in the ass for nutrition and pleasure.

"my little sister was hungry so i gave her the peacock"

by diarrhea bender March 1, 2023

Eating peacock

A variation of the phrase "eating crow," where the offending party admits no mistake or defeat, but is humiliated nonetheless.

Cantakerous as ever and causing a scene, Kyle was eating peacock, refusing the concede that his candidate lost the election.

by mjslawson October 1, 2025