panty patrol

The time when a girl is expecting her period in the next few days.

Jane: why do you have a sack of tampons?
Kelly: I'm on panty patrol :S

by haleyy1234 May 7, 2009

sassy patrol

One of the greatest web comics ever made, found at www.sassypatrol.com. Created by Space Cowboy from LWS. He is such a garfield.

You are as gay as Pepper von Abortion from sassy patrol!

by capnjiffy February 17, 2005

Jusus Patrol

n. (Gee-zus Pa-Troll) 1. A group of people who are trying to find Jesus for testing purposes. 2. A busing system that carries "Jesus Patrol" members to and from possible area's of Jesus. See: Sex Detector Gun

"I got picked up by the Jesus Patrol last night for looking like Jesus!"

by Nizzoid September 25, 2006

Border patrol

A Kevin

A border patrol is a Kevin

by Mexican010101 September 30, 2019

thot patrol

A group of boys at JHHS who roam the hallways and roam the town protecting us all from THOTS

ME: BEEP BOOP BEEP BOOP...Hey Gus and Nate, I need THOT PATROL
GUS: WHERE !
NATE: ON IT !

by WETHEBESTTHOTPATROL September 9, 2018

Dawn patrol

Looking for, and crashing, parties going on after last call.

We left the bar after 2am on Saturday night, and after walking a few blocks, successfully did a little dawn patrol.

by CassFranklin May 1, 2010

smart patrol

(n.) a collective name for bloggers, commentators, and other personages who comment on daily life, generally in a curmudgeonly fashion. Similar in nature to "the fashion police," but generally more related to the general status quo.

The smart patrol on "The Daily Show" really nailed the Vice President on his secrecy fetish with their segment "You Don't Know Dick."

by Jacques Treatment January 9, 2008