Patrick

It's not an official date with him unless he poops three times

Girlfriend: Patrick your pooping again?

Patrick: it keeps me healthy!

by singlebecausemyboywontdateme May 14, 2019

Patrick

A Patrick is a snake...plain and simple; typically a redhead who is tall. He can be overly dramatic and always try to get in your way. Don't be a Patrick.

"Did you hear how Patrick sent an embarrassing photo of Michael?"

"Yeah I know, what a snake move."

by Ultimate_Sexy_Gamer May 15, 2019

Patrick

He is vary kind and sweet but some times he will throw a baseball at himself! He is one of the kindest people I know!

Person one- oh look it’s Patrick

Person two- lets go say hi

by Lilycat1128 May 19, 2019

PaTrIcK

He’s the worlds shortest guy. He’s name is HALILI. He sits at the front of the class. He says 64-64.

Patrick : 64-64

by TheOneAndOnly-CXFU September 16, 2019

Patrick

Patrick is a weeb patrick loves a jojos and trys to bring back old dead memes

Patrick big weeb me not likey

by blue eyes white dragon September 23, 2019

Patrick

Is a bum ass. fat ass nigga who got shit on his face and he will never get play

Patrick is a pussy ass nigga

by Tavor k September 4, 2019

Patrick

A person who loves trains.

Person A: "Who's that guy always talking about trains?"
Person B: "That's obviously Patrick."

by GlaoOfTheCentury69 September 7, 2019