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pasty prince

Back in the 80s Larry Bird was considered the best pasty prince. In the 2000s Steve Nash and Dirk were the top 2 past princes in the NBA. In the modern era it’s quite clear that Luka Doncic and Nikola Jokić are the top two pasty princes of the NBA.
by Dr. Glayvine August 10, 2022
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Marquette Midnight Pastie

When you make a pastie and nut on it, freeze it, fry it, and then insert it into your girl's anus when eating her ass out. Preferrably, she'll be gaping beforehand and when you insert said food item, her asshole muscles will mush and scramble it up and then you can suck it all out and give her the night of her life. Sounds good, eh?
"Man, Marquette Midnight Pasties are the best kind of pasties. Nothing like a little anal sauce to really bring out that flavor mmm!"
by HouCou2003 November 3, 2022
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Smash a pasty

I'm off out tonight, pull a bird and smash a pasty.
by Moomoo17 June 15, 2017
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pasty basher

A gentleman or lady who places their genitalia or sexually involves themselves or others in pastry baked goods.

'Have you heard of Mick, he's a right pasty basher'
'The local baker had a long and fruitful career before being accused of being a pasty basher'
by Lillikinns September 18, 2017
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Pastry pasty

When someone masterbaits quick and cums all over there self and clothes, and it dries a glazey paste.
Yo yo doggy you be lookin like a pastry pasty.
by Titus dyfilid February 24, 2019
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pasty

He's a right pasty
by FitnessFirst June 16, 2021
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pasty flakes

a male faggot typically one who has very pale skin also large amounts of dandruff.
man that kid gavin is such a pasty flakes.
-yeah i know right?!
by Gavin Suter March 22, 2016
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