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Parking

referring to a girls bottom
that girls got good parking or I would definitely like to park in that!
by Rossi79 April 20, 2015
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parkinsons

1. A degenerative disorder of the central nervous system characterized by tremor and impaired muscular coordination.
2. Degenerative motor control disorder occuring the morning after consuming large quatities of alcohol also known as the shakes.
I can't hold on to the tv remote this morning because I've got a touch of the Parkinsons.
by Yada yada April 24, 2003
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South Parkism

A group created by two teenagers who loved South Park enough to start a "religion" about it. It is not a religion yet due to having under 100 members but continues to grow. Created on April 12 2007, the group currently has about 30 memebrs as of 4/1/08. South Parkism has a website (www.freewebs.com/southparkism) where people can read about its origin, cerimonias, holidays, and other facts about the group. South Parkism can be found through myspace as well as facebook, fanfiction, and deviantart. They also have a blog where the creators write about events and news in a style similar to the production blog on South Park Studios.
If you love South Park you should obviously check out South Parkism.
by South Parkism April 1, 2008
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parkin' the beef bus in tuna town

Made famous by Jimmy Pop of The Bloodhound Gang in the song "A Lap Dance is so Much Better When the Stripper is Crying", it essentially means the cock entering the vaginga.
"So, Bambi's goin' on about how she can make all my fantasies come true.
So I says, "Even this one I have where Jesus Christ
is jackhammering Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole
with a lawn dart as Garth Brooks gives birth to something
resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa Claus's tummy-tum?"
Well, ten beers, twenty minutes and thirty dollars later
I'm parkin' the beef bus in tuna town if you know what I mean."
by Ian Schultz September 23, 2007
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Parkinson's law for warez and porn

Parkinson's law states that "work expands so as to fill the time available for its completion." Extensive research by volunteers has shown that for warez and porn, a similar principle applies. The applied Parkinson's law states that "warez and porn expand so as to fill the storage space available." The law's application in this context suggests also that warez and porn are gaseous in nature.

In practice this means that over time, the storage space occupied by warez and porn files increases to fill any void present on the writable storage medium they are contained on. During research it was shown that no matter how large the researcher's hard drives grew, warez and porn always expanded to fill any space available.

Some of the longer-term researchers also reported that the growth rate of warez and porn seemed to closely follow Moore's law. Further research is required to determine if this is the cause or an effect of Parkinson's law's applicability to warez and porn. It is even possible that the inverse is true - that warez and porn are in fact the cause for Moore's law in the first place.
Damn that Parkinson - my porn drive is full again.

I know - warez and porn expand so as to fill the storage space available.

Yeah, that's why they call it the lame reference to Parkinson's law for warez and porn.
by Mr.Black July 18, 2008
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Rosa Parkinson's

A disease characterized by the inability to get up from your bus seat when told to.

Other symptoms include the difficulty to follow directions, an enlarged ego, a love of sitting up front, and being black.
"She wouldn't move to the back even though the front is dedicated for the handicapped."

"She must have a severe case of Rosa Parkinson's."
by Rosa Parkinson's July 20, 2010
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Parallel Parkinson's

An inability to parallel park. Sufferers of this disease may try five and six times to guide their vehicle into an open space before finally giving up, and leaving the automobile 2-3 feet from the curb at an awkward angle.
Her Parallel Parkinson's always seemed to flare up when she found a space in front of a restaurant with a big window full of on-lookers.
by Lior Blue 22 June 9, 2010
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