The sort of compensation, maybe a few grand, that non-executive professionals might receive upon being laid off. Unlike the golden parachute, the bronze one will not afford you a luxurious retirement, only a little extra time before you become a regular at the soup kitchen.
"Sure, getting $2,000 as bronze parachute is better than nothing at all, but with my mortgage payment like it is it won't be long before I come crashing through the roof of the homeless shelter."
by Mr. Cassidy Pace Rush April 3, 2009
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The spectacle of concentrated groups of sexy gold-diggers that frequent the house parties of wealthy entertainers, usually rock/rap stars and womanizing party men of Hollywood.
A gaggle of groupie bimbos looking to land rich men.
A gaggle of groupie bimbos looking to land rich men.
"Dude, look at all these fine women. It's a f'n' crib parade in here."
"The Playboy Mansion is the ultimate crib parade."
"The Playboy Mansion is the ultimate crib parade."
by Holly M S April 24, 2010
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Hammy says: "Yeh Claud lets go and boogie parade the night away!"
Hammy says: "Yeh Claud lets go and boogie parade the night away!"
by Philster! June 3, 2010
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