pad melons

buttcheeks, ass, booty, behind, culo

Tom's mom has some very nice pad melons!!!

by paco_jerte May 1, 2006

bang pad

A bang pad is a kickass bachelor flat, which is mainly used to bang slutty chicks (source: Archer)

"We'll need a bang pad, just like Archer's flat".

by Sterling_Aaarcher January 29, 2014

bitch pad

The rear seat on a motorcycle

She rode on the bitch pad of the motorcyle.

by nick_g June 23, 2011

crash pad

Slang used to name location where drug addicts can get high undisturbed.

The house is now a crash pad for neighborhood junkies.

by Asya Sotirova December 1, 2007

menstral pad

menstral pad is a safe place to hang out while your girlfried, wife or significant other is menstrating (acting homrmally unbalanced and dangerous)

Keith, if I don't want to get picked up for homicide, I need a menstral pad until Dorthy stops acting like a hormonal psychopath again. Can I crash at your place for a few days?

by TooSick4U April 21, 2007

Piss Pads

Incontinence Pads for the elder Female; used for non-control of piss track, leaves sweet Lavender smell instead of old stale piss, can be used as dashboard wipes, extremley absorbant for all domestic uses.

"Ahhh.. Joe dont you be forgetting my piss pads when you go Netto's, my Bloody Knickers are soiled"

by Glory Piss October 1, 2006

spunk-pad

A derogatory term to describe a tablet device.

'I'm never buying one of (insert company name here)'s stupid donkey spunk-pads, I have no desire to let them track me and I do not associate my self-worth with using the latest fad technology in public.'

by lostinsuburbia May 22, 2013