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pumpkin dong 

the stem of a pumpkin that is long and phallic shaped
You best watch your ass in the pumpkin patch, those pumpkin dongs are super long!
pumpkin dong by donka-dewballs December 19, 2015

Pumpkin (name) 

A cutesy nickname for both young and adult children.
"It's ok, pumpkin (name), you're safe with Mommy," the woman rocked her infant son.
Pumpkin (name) by LyassacheckList December 3, 2016

pumpkin pressure

The irrational obsession with Halloween and anything Halloween related during the entire month of October and possibly up until Thanksgiving.
The pumpkin pressure is pretty thick this year I haven't seen Mike in anything but his Pikachu costume this week.
pumpkin pressure by MT_Scoop November 4, 2017

pumpkin shitter 

An insult used to describe a person who has had so much anal sex that they now shit in the shape of a larg gord (i.e. a pumpkin)
“I was minding my own business driving to work when this pumpkin shitter cut me off and made me spill my coffee.”

Pumpkin Slap 

Having women's breast that's coated in pumpkin spice slap you harshly across the face.
Yeah man, every Halloween my brother is totally bruised from being pumpkin slapped!

Pumpkin Power 

Interracial couple, usually black male with white woman.
There’s a pumpkin power (right fist in the air)