Puck

The greatest friend one could ever ask for. She's not your average hipster. She's got great personality and a disturbing, yet funny sense of humour. She's crazy but the good kind, the person that would defenitely dress up as a sloth for prom kind of crazy but that's okay because she'd rock it.

She's pucking amazing. - She's such a Puck!

by ImTotallyNotPuck April 18, 2017

hockey pucks

Derogatory term for Canadians

Those damned hockey pucks and their prime minister!

by jk.hfgi. January 8, 2014

Puck that shit

A negatory phrase used in response to something said that is so disturbing and undesirable that it makes your butthole pucker.

The Mets are going to win the World Series this year. Puck that shit! The Royals are taking the crown this year. Buh bye!

by Mygrandmaisbetterthanyours January 1, 2016

Puck

To puck is when you act like a nazi whilst abusing your power as an admin in chat or in real life

Last week in that there was an puck banning people for no reason.

by Bananasquad member December 28, 2017

Puck slut

Someone who hooks up with one hockey player or team

Alyssa Graff is a puck slut

by Fhhgghh September 3, 2016

cinnamon puck

Noun Insult Something that is simultaneously incredibly dense, useless, poorly thought out.

Alternatively Altering something in a way that makes no sense and contributes nothing to neither form nor function.

See also a stand-in for "what in the cinnamon toast fuck!?"

"Ayo, you know Jeremy?" "Yeah, he's absolutely useless, and can't be taught anything. What a cinnamon puck!"

by Hydris August 19, 2024

A Pepe La puck

An illegal man who thinks he’s still south of the border who’s nasty in all aspects of life from touching his kids to touching his wife’s kids to trying to touch the neighbors kids to stilling to snitching to setting people up

Look everybody he’s wife is Pulling A Carmen cuz he’s A Pepe La Puck

by Dadonn February 19, 2025