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painting the puck

game played by hocky players where they form a circle jerk around a puck and the last one to contribute has to eat what's on it
That team was screwing around painting the puck rather than practicing.
by Stu 763 November 19, 2023
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The Wolfgang puck

Then you Fuck a girl (must be a girl sorry) (if it’s a guy it’s called “the Gregory Gourdet“) in the ass until she gapes then you stuff smoked salmon pizza in her open asshole then eat it out of her ass hands free
I texted my girlfriend on my way home from the dope hole that I was starving and was gonna have to eat before we could smash, she said, “ I know your hungry baby so I got every thing ready so we can do “the Wolfgang puck” when you get here and kill two birds with one stone.
by Smackislife January 9, 2024
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Puck the gouphers

Another word for fuck the gouphers
puck the gouphers is another word for fuck the gouphers

Fuck the gouphers
by Tangoboss January 11, 2024
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Puck-Bunny

Female typically named Samantha with severe daddy issues. The ons are flippers, rage, and enforcers. Has slept with a large percent of the minor league players.
Samantha is such a puck-bunny. That bitch would facefuck the player with the least teeth as long as he drops gloves.
by PuckBunny39 December 10, 2023
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Best hockey chirp known to man. Only use if you want to mentally and physically destroy your opponent.

Meaning; that the player is really bad because the only thing his team got in a trade is a tin of chewing tobacco and not a full bag but a half bag of pucks. Maybe some orange slices if he is lucky.
Hey 19! Led the Q in pims as an over ager buddy, wheeled my buddies billet sister! You suck 19! What’d they get in a trade for you, a tin of chew and a half bag of pucks? Maybe some orange slices?

Suck my knob!”
by jebbadardamus December 3, 2020
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Puck Bunny

Alexis c which her brother plays hockey and she is attracted to hockey boys.
alexis-hockey boys are so hot
me-your such a puck bunny
by she’s a puck bunny December 4, 2020
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Puck

Daamn look at that puck!
by Nickname3000 November 22, 2021
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