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hockey puck

-a vulcanized rubber disc that serves the same function as a ball in sports
-a deodorizing block used to disinfect and reduce and/or mask odors in urinals
when you see the hockey pucks found n the urinals, do not eat the blue/pink hockey pucks
by curtis450 December 19, 2017
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Puck

A slightly crazy man who (most likely) lives in the woods. Can survive with nothing but a hatchet in complete wilderness. This is the type of guy you would want in a zombie apocalypse. However, if you encounter a Puck in his natural habitat...turn and run. He WILL try and convert you. Also, he will most definitely give you a reason to rhyme his name with a certain word...
Holy shit! Look at that Puck! He's totally gonna slaughter that goat.....wait wut?

Wow, you totally pucked that up.
by HOLYSHITCAPSLOCKISON December 5, 2017
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Puck

A being so infinitely dumb. Submerged in a sea of degeneracy. Someone who gets less than 90% in tests
by Puckn't October 17, 2021
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drop the puck

Get outta the shitter, dude, I’m about to drop the puck!!!
by 420mason December 31, 2020
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Puck-Bunny

Female typically named Samantha with severe daddy issues. The ons are flippers, rage, and enforcers. Has slept with a large percent of the minor league players.
Samantha is such a puck-bunny. That bitch would facefuck the player with the least teeth as long as he drops gloves.
by PuckBunny39 December 10, 2023
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cinnamon puck

Noun Insult Something that is simultaneously incredibly dense, useless, poorly thought out.

Alternatively Altering something in a way that makes no sense and contributes nothing to neither form nor function.

See also a stand-in for "what in the cinnamon toast fuck!?"
"Ayo, you know Jeremy?" "Yeah, he's absolutely useless, and can't be taught anything. What a cinnamon puck!"
by Hydris August 19, 2024
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Puck Bunny

Alexis c which her brother plays hockey and she is attracted to hockey boys.
alexis-hockey boys are so hot
me-your such a puck bunny
by she’s a puck bunny December 4, 2020
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