pooties

Farts, Shits

What is that smell I ate beans and I have the POOTIES !!!

by Allendra May 31, 2004

poopiecake

A cake that is baked for people you are "friendly" with but you actually cant stand them. So when they invite you over, you say to them yes ill bring cake from dessert. You then gut the cake and drop a huge shit in the middle of it. When they cut the cake and realize what is in it you act surprised and blame it on the most helpless cake store you can fine putting them out of business.

a cake with poo in it.

Example : " Honey im not going to their house for dinner unless we bake the poopiest poopiecake for them because they annoy me so much."

by andrew12388 June 21, 2006

poobies

breasts that are so awful they look like brown pancakes nailed on the girls chest

Sara has poobies, i probably wouldn't do her.

by dre dre dre August 18, 2008

mary poopins

A county clerk who refuses to issue marriage licenses to same sex couples

Ms. Mary Poopins , herself unsuccessful at marriage, used the G card as an excuse to spread loathing, defy the law and as a way to experience gay sex first hand behind bars.

by puss 'n boots October 27, 2015

poopie fish

to administer a shocker, except the ratio of pink and stink is swapped around.

kirsten bent over during a fingerblast session in order for jackie to get easier access for a poopie fish.

by Kirsten Pizz February 1, 2006

Spinal Tap Poopie

Thats where it hurts so badly when your shit is coming out, you'd swear it was leaving you sideways!

God!!! My ass!!! I just friggin'took a "Spinal Tap". I think i'ma die!!!!!!

by john March 4, 2004

bad pookies

Jaime Gonzalez. Someone who doesnt love their significant other. Or treats them badly.

Jaime doesnt love his wife anymore, hes a bad pookies.

by stephanie gonzalez October 16, 2008