what the phil

An alternative for any swear word, commonly used in the midwest. While used mainly by middle school children, 'what the phil' can be used by any age.

"Dude, what the phil are you doing?"

"None ya, stop being such a philhead will ya?"

by Philsamansis March 05, 2023

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Phil Kessel

A re-rack in the drinking game Beirut, it is named after the hockey player Phil Kessel who plays for the Boston Bruins. It consist of four cups, three vertical and one cup horizontal to the middle cup. This is a reference to the fact that Phil Kessel has only one testicle after suffering testicular cancer. This is done in good fun, since Phil Kessel is considered to be a sick right winger. The saying hails from the frisbee team at Stonehill College

Phil: Re-rack?

Tim:Yeah man

Conor: Yo, how do you wanna us to re-rack it then?

Tim: Phil Kessel that sit dude!

by LeprechaunCBN June 25, 2009

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phil crawford

When you're mumbling to yourself and nobody's listening... and nobody cares... you've just pulled a phil crawford

phil crawford: "...so I'm considering calling the Suicide Hotline... you know what I mean?"

all: "What did you say? Come again?"

by PAJDPAJD2 August 31, 2008

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phil collins

#1 in my books. team extreme!

On the 8th day God created Phil Collins

by M Dogg March 25, 2005

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Dr. Phil

A morbidly obese poseur without a degree who calls himself "Doctor". Best known for sympathetically dispensing Magic 8-Ball level advice and shamelessly self-promoting himself at every opportunity (see Letterman, Oprah shows). Perhaps most offensive is the fact that this corpulent Walrus is selling people a *diet* book.

That fat-ass Dr. Phil is on Oprah shamelessly promoting his diet book called "eat less, jog more".

by Jeff Urban (seriously, that's my real name) January 24, 2006

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