1 A hopfully long organ that males posses
2 The body part that becomes hard and then put into a woman's vagina
2 The body part that becomes hard and then put into a woman's vagina
"He unwrapped the towel so she could see his penis"
"She begged for more as he pumped his 14 inch penis in and out of her"
"Did you see Dave's penis? It's so long!"
"She begged for more as he pumped his 14 inch penis in and out of her"
"Did you see Dave's penis? It's so long!"
by Mr Hung September 21, 2006
Get the penismug. by itsdanielle ohno April 13, 2006
Get the penismug. the muscle in between a males leg that enlarges with stimulated by women....or if your gay..by men, but lets not get into that. when with a woman, you drive it into her vagina bringing it back and forth...
1) Man, I drilled your mom with my abnormally ginormous penis.
2) My penis is growing...but I don't see any women!
2) My penis is growing...but I don't see any women!
by gidgaon July 15, 2006
Get the penismug. A penis is basically a coin. You insert it into the vending machine, which is also known as, a vagina, and it dispenses babies.
by SwaggerFacee October 26, 2014
Get the Penismug. An exclamation to be shouted as loudly as possible in competition with others, the winner being the one who shouts the loudest. Usual competitions take place in public settings such as malls, classrooms, and libraries. The competition is usually refered to as Penis Wars
(in the library)
John: Hey Mark, do you want to play penis wars?
Mark: Sure, I'll start ... penis.
John: ... Penis!
Mark: ... Penis!!!
John: ... PENIS!
Mark: ... PENIS!!!
Librarian: shhhhh!!!
John: PENIS!!!!!
Mark: ok, you won.
John: Hey Mark, do you want to play penis wars?
Mark: Sure, I'll start ... penis.
John: ... Penis!
Mark: ... Penis!!!
John: ... PENIS!
Mark: ... PENIS!!!
Librarian: shhhhh!!!
John: PENIS!!!!!
Mark: ok, you won.
by The original Steve February 24, 2009
Get the Penismug. A body organ of male mamals, used for sexual intercourse and discharge of urine. The thing I suck on all night long. G2G so I can give my boyfriend Blake a blow job.
by Jessica June 16, 2004
Get the Penismug. Somethin cute that sleeps in the krotch of a guys pants or wutever... sumthin really funn 2 playy with..
see dick
see dick
I played with my bf's dick (penis) in the park it got so hard and he said it felt so good he cummed on my hand after 0 secs.. and started humping meh.. X}
by anonymous March 26, 2004
Get the penismug.