penis

1 A hopfully long organ that males posses

2 The body part that becomes hard and then put into a woman's vagina

"He unwrapped the towel so she could see his penis"

"She begged for more as he pumped his 14 inch penis in and out of her"

"Did you see Dave's penis? It's so long!"

by Mr Hung July 14, 2006

penis

Long hard pleasure stick!

I love when penis is in my vagina.

by itsdanielle ohno March 02, 2006

penis

the muscle in between a males leg that enlarges with stimulated by women....or if your gay..by men, but lets not get into that. when with a woman, you drive it into her vagina bringing it back and forth...

1) Man, I drilled your mom with my abnormally ginormous penis.
2) My penis is growing...but I don't see any women!

by gidgaon June 29, 2005

Penis

A penis is basically a coin. You insert it into the vending machine, which is also known as, a vagina, and it dispenses babies.

Billy stuck his penis in Jill's vagina.

Joanne stuck her penis in Willies vagina.

by SwaggerFacee October 26, 2014

Penis

An exclamation to be shouted as loudly as possible in competition with others, the winner being the one who shouts the loudest. Usual competitions take place in public settings such as malls, classrooms, and libraries. The competition is usually refered to as Penis Wars

(in the library)
John: Hey Mark, do you want to play penis wars?

Mark: Sure, I'll start ... penis.
John: ... Penis!
Mark: ... Penis!!!
John: ... PENIS!
Mark: ... PENIS!!!
Librarian: shhhhh!!!
John: PENIS!!!!!
Mark: ok, you won.

by The original Steve October 21, 2008

Penis

A body organ of male mamals, used for sexual intercourse and discharge of urine. The thing I suck on all night long. G2G so I can give my boyfriend Blake a blow job.

Me giving head to my boyfriend Blake.

by Jessica June 16, 2004

penis

Somethin cute that sleeps in the krotch of a guys pants or wutever... sumthin really funn 2 playy with..
see dick

I played with my bf's dick (penis) in the park it got so hard and he said it felt so good he cummed on my hand after 0 secs.. and started humping meh.. X}

by anonymous March 27, 2004