by spoonylove January 02, 2012
Almost as comforting as a mother's touch when you have the flu but as awkward as a penguin trying to balance itself on your shoulder just moments before losing its balance while waddling on land. A Quote from a leadership book found inside the commander’s office, “Daily physical contacts with your subordinate builds a culture of trust within your formation. This includes high five, awkward side hugs, or a comforting shoulder pat.”
Larry: “How many shoulder pats gave y’all gotten?”
Kyle and Jeffrey: “Way too many to count.”
Sarah: “I haven’t gotten any.”
Kyle and Jeffrey: “Way too many to count.”
Sarah: “I haven’t gotten any.”
by Shoulder pat March 09, 2018
A light tapping on the vagina with the shaft of the penis (often done at intervals during intercourse)
by GrimGazer March 25, 2016
"I appreciate you Terrance" Exclaimed Mike as he gave him a soft and apricative dick pat. "Thanks man, that means a lot." Said Terrance after receiving a dick pat from his bro Mike.
by Notkaidendamery November 08, 2017
by A Dwyane Wade Fan July 07, 2016
Nana of the Pat is a Brazilian street slang word best known for describing someone with an abnormally deep voice as well as grey short hair. If you ever come across someone that comes under this description, DO NOT START A CONVERSATION AT ALL COSTS.
OH MY GOD THAT WOMEN WITH SHORT GREY HAIR AND AN ABNORMALLY DEEP VOICE IS SUCH A "NANA OF THE PAT" SHE TALKED TO ME FOR SO LONG THAT I MISSED MY LIZARDS FUNERAL.
by SIR Daniel The Great November 24, 2017
by Dick pat danny March 23, 2018