Tossed my pasta

An act in which a male is getting his butthole licked while receiving a handjob at the same time.

Guy: Dude I heard Amanda gave you a handjob?!
Louie: Pfff, even better than that. She gave me the ol' rimjob handjob combo. She tossed my pasta something fierce!

by ScragglyLou November 7, 2017

Raw Pasta Religion

Raw Pasta Religion is a culture in which people gather to crunch on uncooked pasta with a God of their choice.

"Timmy, you've been sneaking out a lot recently, where do you go every time?"
"Come on mom I go to celebrate the Raw Pasta Religion with the homies"

by Urbiso October 12, 2019

white sauce pasta

when you nut on a girls pubes and leave it in so it looks like goopy linguine

"I made some white sauce pasta with Sarah last night, best Italian EVER!"

by schwet_spaghet April 1, 2021

Anal Hair Pasta

Giving someone with a hairy ass a rim job.

I went to lick her ass but instead got a mouth full of anal hair pasta.

by Pseudo-one August 10, 2009

Fuck ya pasta

The ultimate diss. Italian twist on fuck ya motha. Another way to say fuck you, but in the Italian way.

You go to the bathroom at a bar, and written on the wall is “fuck ya pasta!”

If your pasta is not salted, then fuck ya pasta!

Someone tells you that you are bad in bed, you respond with, “fuck ya pasta!”

by RachSmitty June 11, 2022

Peepee sauce pasta

When your jizz and piss in some chicken fettuccine

Bruh, my girl ate my peepee sauce pasta last night and didn’t wake up in the morning. I think I have a problem.

by Flint dicker March 13, 2019

Hasta La Pasta

A funny way that zillenials like to break the monotony of the work day in their email sign-offs.

"Please find attached the required Excel spreadsheet.
- Hasta La Pasta"

"See me in my office now!
- Hasta La Pasta"

by WhiteWhorl June 26, 2022