owen

owen likes highschooldxd and any erotic anime

he also likes to talk about how he is a homosexual

wow lookat him his name must be owen

by glorpizoid February 6, 2022

owened

A delicate mix of owned and Owen Wilson, one can call it out when they commit Wilson level ownage on a noob.

(Player 1 kills Player 2)
Player 1: Owened!
Player 2: *cries*
Player 1: Wilson!

by Nick C-L May 31, 2007

owened

To express a foolish act that had double the pointlessness of being 'owned'. Where owned typically relays a feeling of rejection, owened portrays 'ownage' by one self.

<Dude A> stfu or ill ban u
<Dude B> lol without ops?
<Bystander> owen'd, LOL.

"I thought the wiring diagram was wrong and shocked myself in the process. Still cannot feel my arm."
'Owened HAH'

by bob elenothar July 29, 2008

owen

1. a term used to define an insane WoW tauren chief.

2. commonly referred to as a monstrously large penis able to projectile spermatazoa approximately 3 gazillion feet.

3. a dude totally gunna be sucked off by Lottie Rees.

Lottie: shiit, he's got an owen
Owen: suuuuck it!! :)

by daa wanksta massif May 19, 2008

The Owen

To ejaculate on a womans face and hair while she is asleep.

I was horny but my girl fell asleep so I gave her the owen.

by OwenCreator March 2, 2008

Owens

Sounded out term for an ONS, otherwise known as a One Night Stand. This involves picking up some whore in a drunken stupor at some dingy dive bar and banging her that night, only to wake up early enough to escape out the bathroom window when you're "taking a shower".

"Dude, I totally pulled an Owens last night. I was so ashamed I had to get wasted to tell you."

by privyninja September 15, 2009

owen

red head boy who thinks he's black

shut the fuck up owen

by lit gang123 December 16, 2019