floor pubes

The collection of hair, pet hair, lint, and dust that collects in the corners of your floor and under the furniture.

I dropped my burger and there are floor pubes dangling off of it.

by Jrickso December 28, 2008

Floor Shrimp

Cockroaches

Tell that baby not to eat those floor shrimp crawling around.

by OldManCyclist October 7, 2016

floor hopping

Usually occurring in a large multi-floor building, where individuals go from floor to floor looking for parties, people to hang out with, etc.

I'm bored, let's go floor hopping to see if we can find some parties.

by Bob Chan September 14, 2010

Floor waffle

A term used to describe a certain kind of sadness, often akin to that of living in a dumpster with no real future or friends.

Ever had a waffle fall flat on the floor, glued to the grimy surface with its syrup acting as the suffocating binding agent between what was a perfect, golden, crispy, glistening, waffle and the musty human trash ridden floor? That’s what I feel like, a floor waffle.

by Lightly used napkin March 7, 2022

Floor Wife

A married woman that is so madly in love that she will sleep on the floor with her husband.

Anthony is so hot, I would love to be his floor wife.

by BaumTraumSchaumSaumKaumRaum July 18, 2023

floor rule

An un-written rule given to the amount of time food can be consumed after falling onto the floor. You should pick up the food quickly if you want to eat it. Usually 3-10 seconds before it is deemed to dirty to eat.

"Shit i dropped my toast on the floor"
"Quick dude pick it up. 5 second floor rule!"

by Some DUDE!!!!@ September 17, 2006

Floor licker

One who is of an outcast of the social world; who with no friends.

Man, that guy was such a floor licker.

by wakytaco12 May 16, 2016