giga calm

The state of absolute total calm where nothing can phase you anymore despite the circumstances.

Michael was giga calm sitting in his room playing cs2, listening to brazillian jazz while enduring typical screaming and backseating from his teammates.

by Shiberino August 20, 2024

better calm down

An expession telling someone to settle down.

Tex: Better calm down Lad!

by kdv July 8, 2005

Calm

The way a mentally challenged person says cool.

"Hey, I got us tickets for the concert next week."
"Calm!"
"Oh, you're retarded. Never mind."

by CharlieRashi December 14, 2021

Calm

A stupid fucking way of confirming that they will show up to an event.

Person A: hey so we're all going to the bowling alley on Saturday?

Person B: yep I'll be there

Person C: calm

Person A: Person C your uninvited

by daddypaddy October 20, 2021

Calm Treatment

When your parents are super mad at you for doing/saying something, but they don't yell. Instead they use that really stern voice, and you can tell they are holding back every fiber of their being from killing you.

"i got back home 30 mins after my curfew. My dad confronted me in the living room, but luckily, he gave me the calm treatment."

by Lord Gaben Our Savior October 24, 2016

Keep Calm And Carry On

Keep Calm and Carry On was a motivational poster produced by the British government in 1939 in preparation for World War II. The poster was intended to raise the morale of the British public, threatened with widely predicted mass air attacks on major cities.

I have a keep calm and carry on poster in my room

by HoiDAEn October 6, 2020

calm time

When you and the boys are chilling

That sounds like a calm time

by Calm time May 23, 2019