by dont@me57 November 1, 2019
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by Garnacha June 14, 2021
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Anger outburst on a message board.
Usually displayed by incoherent, misspelled aggressive thoughts typed with "Caps Lock" on.
Excessive aggression due to the misunderstanding of another post. Most likely caused by the rager's inability to:
a- get a joke.
b- understand sarcasm.
Facilitated by the fact that most people in cyberspace have much bigger muscles than in real life.
Anger outburst on a message board.
Usually displayed by incoherent, misspelled aggressive thoughts typed with "Caps Lock" on.
Excessive aggression due to the misunderstanding of another post. Most likely caused by the rager's inability to:
a- get a joke.
b- understand sarcasm.
Facilitated by the fact that most people in cyberspace have much bigger muscles than in real life.
board rage examples:
Not Any Of You Others Who Chim In !
Salective Vision As In Salective Hearing ?
I'M NOT OFFERING YOU OR ANYONE ELSE A DAM THING !
Not Any Of You Others Who Chim In !
Salective Vision As In Salective Hearing ?
I'M NOT OFFERING YOU OR ANYONE ELSE A DAM THING !
by LaPierre January 20, 2008
Get the board rage mug.The time of day ( usually between 4pm and 6pm ) skateboards are drawn outside to skate by almost instinct.
by Takun123 March 14, 2010
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by AnotherMelbournian January 25, 2022
Get the Chopping board mug.A form of kissing torture where in place of water, the tongue is used to deprive the recipients oxygen and create the sensation of drowning in tongue.
I was just trying to be nice so I let him kiss me, little did I know I needed to take a deep breath to make it through a session of tongue boarding!
by Relentless 34 September 15, 2014
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going down a hill while "Baked boarding" concentrating and ur soo into it ur friends are laughing at u then u fall from being stoned and dont feal it and ur friends laught even more
by McdonaldEatingPS3Gamer January 10, 2011
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