Average Thursday Flip

Taking dmt, acid, molly and shrooms at the same time.
Yea, dude I did an Average Thursday Flip, I talked to god.
by Firemonkey755 June 28, 2018
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Average drug dealer

Some idiot using discord. Really needs a life
Hey dude did you see average drug dealer?”
“Yeah he is such a dumbass
by Average drug dealer February 17, 2022
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Batting average

The ratio of the of girls you’ve been you don’t regret and the total amount you’ve slept with. The regret can be because the sex was trash or because the person was flat out unattractive.
My batting average is .8 right now. I’ve been 4/5 so far. The only L I’ve taken is the last one. That shit was trash!
by itsyaboiiiskinnycock December 16, 2024
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Batting Averages

An inside joke used by the Jackbox Games fandom to refer to a moment in YDKJ volume 4 where Guy proclaims that batting averages and Tony Guin make him ejaculate.
Jackbox fandom member: “Batting averages.”
*The entire fandom explodes*
by cupcakedestroyer August 30, 2022
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Average Gruptillionaire

An Average Gruptillionaire is a very rich npc
Wow Average Gruptillionaire is so rich!
by FlameFlam July 10, 2021
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Average American

A phrase used, especially online, by those who live outside of the United States of America, to mock Americans anytime they say or post anything that is flat-out stupid or incorrect that is used in many occasions, whether the conversation be about sports or geography.
Look at Jimmy right there. He really tried to say that China borders the United States.

I know, right. He is very much the Average American.
by Average Nothing Enjoyer July 19, 2022
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