Oklahoma Handle Bar

The act of stretching your half erect penis as a handle bar moustache on someone, i.e.: your lover or friend, over their upper lip, and taking a picture with your phone then sending it to said person.
You may also show friends, if you manage to get away with this act.

"Dude, look at this!"
"Is that your dick?"
"Yep, I totally gave my girlfriend an Oklahoma Handle Bar last night."

by TheMeatiestOfShields February 16, 2017

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Oklahoma Carwash

The drunken act of peeing from an overpass on the cars going by below. The best place to do this is where a country road goes over a highway and a quick getaway can be made. You get double points for hitting a convertible. Just make sure that you check the wind direction before releasing!

Last night on the way home from the bar, we stopped over I-44 for an Oklahoma Carwash.

by Bored Okie March 29, 2010

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Oklahoma city

Tha coldest city this part of da country next ta dallas

by Anonymous October 28, 2003

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Oklahoma State University

The second place college in Oklahoma. It has low standards for acceptance and boasts an impressive Agriculture and Veterinary program. It is where people that do not get into OU attend.

Person A: I got into Oklahoma State University!

Person B: Who hasn't...?

by Regretful OSU Alumni May 20, 2011

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Oklahoma Funk

The smell of unwashed, fetid genetalia; similar to the smells encountered in and around the entire state of Oklahoma to include Kansas, Arkansas and most definately Texas (especially Houston -- phew!).

Marie had the Oklahoma Funk after not washing her coochie for seven days and seven nights.

by Ted Lynn Smith August 8, 2003

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