floor rule

An un-written rule given to the amount of time food can be consumed after falling onto the floor. You should pick up the food quickly if you want to eat it. Usually 3-10 seconds before it is deemed to dirty to eat.

"Shit i dropped my toast on the floor"
"Quick dude pick it up. 5 second floor rule!"

by Some DUDE!!!!@ September 17, 2006

floor slapper

Someone whose toes are so long that they don’t walk; they slap the floor.

“Have you seen Marco’s toes man? Grade A floor slapper for sure!”

by KattMillMe August 02, 2021

floor d'oeuvres

Food that hit the floor and is eaten anyway. Usually reserved for pets and small children.

"dammit, I dropped my pizza."
"let it go man, the dog is eating it. It's "floor d'oeuvres" now."

"What does Johnny have in his mouth?"
"Aww nasty! It's a sandy piece of cheese. He's eating "floor d'oeuvres""

by Altrag April 15, 2014

floor moth

A person who makes something up to get attention. Like a moth fluttering on the floor like it has an injured wing and you try to save it and it begins to fly.

Person 1: omg I think I broke my ankle in gym today.
Person 2: stop being such a floor moth. Youre Fine.

by theorigitheoriginalpoptart April 25, 2015

floor ho

A ho who is not worthy of anything other than the floor while and after I'm done fucking her.

Noun: Dude, that trick was so nasty! It's all good though because she's a floor ho and knows her place in life.

by CraveMan89 August 28, 2017

floor polish

Sexual position. With the starting point in a hoover maneuver, you quickly turn over the girl, so that her hair is touching the floor (preferrably non-carpeted flooring). Make quick circular motions, while banging away on the Stella, until the floor has a beautiful shine.

1
- Yo, Alex, what's that hair doing on your floor?
- I did some floor polishing with Stella last night.

2
- Hey, Tom! Check out my floor. I was floor polishing with my Stella all night!

- Yes!

by Canadian Viking July 05, 2007

floor hopping

Usually occurring in a large multi-floor building, where individuals go from floor to floor looking for parties, people to hang out with, etc.

I'm bored, let's go floor hopping to see if we can find some parties.

by Bob Chan September 14, 2010