John

The literal definition of a walking dick. And also, probably a walking std. Don't date a John unless you want to get cheated on.

'He cheated on you?, He must of been a John"

by rocky bob August 15, 2018

John

John is a guy with a very big dick. Normally around 38-40 cm

John has a really big dick

by IsayTheNwordWithoutPass November 5, 2019

John

John is nice and cares very much but always ends up the best friend but even though he wants more then being friends he still manages being a great friend with good relationship advice. He is what you call "boyfriend transparent". He would the best boyfriend but he is see through, girls can't see how great he is and just continues to have trouble with love even if a treasure is right in front of them.

John gives the best advice about my problems with adam I wish there were a guy like john

by Transparent and hollow December 12, 2017

John

Cunt

John is a cunt

by G f s c h f v May 17, 2018

John

When someone says John, or is named John the out come is that they are just gay in the end

Girl 1: dude did you hear about john
Girl 2: I knowww I heard he was gay

by StinkyLipgloss April 4, 2020

John

A nice guy. He will always stick up for you when you're sad or happy! He's hardworking and has lots of friends. John has short black hair, in a cool way.

Guy 1: Wow John isn't even going to have a snack break??
Guy 2: Yup, that's John a very hardworking guy.

by Annoying Josh May 28, 2019

John

a perfect name for a puppy !

( according to a tweet by Louis William Tomlinson )

Louis, look ! I got a puppy !!
- What did you name it ?
John of course ! :D

by strawberrykat April 30, 2021