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Me: guys is it online or onsite tomorrow?
Classmate: Onsite
Best Friend: Happy New Year (even tho its April)
Homie: what
Me: huh
(average class groupchat conversation)
Classmate: Onsite
Best Friend: Happy New Year (even tho its April)
Homie: what
Me: huh
(average class groupchat conversation)
by titandestroyer6000 April 29, 2024
Emma (Shinnie): I am not a Shinnie! ☹️ *accuses someone else of being a Shinnie*
Chad: The average Shinnie response
Chad: The average Shinnie response
by npc_ January 11, 2023
A mindless individual who constantly groans "Oaj. Aem. Snorelacks!" and has fat instead of muscle in all parts of their body. Their total weight is 1 ton, their BMI is 80, and they spend most of their time stuffing cheeseburgers in their mouth without chewing, and they have a butt for a head, elephant ears for human ears, and an anus instead of a mouth, like a starfish (no offense to Patrick.) The anus on their back was replaced with fat due to surgeries by the Mahir Hater Mutilation squad and Lead bromide exposure. When they hate a person, they rapidly spew hydrobromic acid filled feces out of their face at 20 mph onto the person.
Oaj. aem. Snorelacks! Oaj. aem. Snorelacks! Yelled the Above Average Mahir Hater as he trodded through the hallway.
There was a toilet seat covered in feces, It is most likely an angry Above Average Mahir Hater who did that.
There was a toilet seat covered in feces, It is most likely an angry Above Average Mahir Hater who did that.
by Mudane potion#069 April 09, 2025
If you add an "abbreviating apostrophe" right before da capital "b" in da "better than the average Bayer" phrase --- i.e., if you spell it "'Bayer", thus eliminating da small "e' at da beginning of da word --- then it could also refer to an online buyer/seller who exhibits exemplary behavior/performance.
by QuacksO0 June 21, 2025
Get your Average Jonas headass out of my comp game.
Why you getting out-fragged by that Average Jonas fucker?
Why you getting out-fragged by that Average Jonas fucker?
by Pelandroni April 07, 2023
Thomas Is such an Average Fig
by Droid your looking for December 08, 2015