Lake Norman High School

A place where skunks invade, blood is found in the halls, mommy and daddy buy their kids cars while they hardly understand the value of money. Everyone is either on something or fucking somebody. The teachers are childish, the school district is in shambles, lunch is allowed 30 mins. yet every class has been extended to the borderline 100 min. mark.

Mom: how was your day honey?
Child: Mom, it’s Lake Norman High School, it’s the same as it is everyday.

by Plezure January 21, 2022

Nirvana

A wonderful band comprised of Kurt Cobain, Krist Novoselic, and Dave Grohl. Had a large number of hits and great album sales until 1994, when Kurt commited suicide (or was murdered, as is some people's opinion that I do not share).

Contrary to popular belief, Nirvana was not the first grunge band. The band that created grunge was Mudhoney, like 'em or not.

by It Girl Rag Doll December 18, 2004

Nirvana

A highly overrated band, that became famous in 1991 with their highly overplayed song, "Smells Like Teen Spirit."

Nirvana is not as good as everyone thinks.

by MissBenjette July 15, 2004

Nirvana 2.0

When one believes he/she has forgotten the day of the week and the date. Usually they take up to 3 hours to wake up fully. Usually accociated to those who are directionless, but still content with life. Most likely to resemble "The Dude".

Christian: Dude, what time is it?

John: 3:30pm. did you just wake up?

Christian: yeah... what day is it?

John: are you high or something?

Christian: Naa bro, Nirvana 2.0

by Saunuku May 10, 2010

dirty nirvana

A teenager with long greasy hair that plays acoustic guitar all day. They usually wear Iron Maiden shirts and love bands like Metallica. They can be seen in places like Sam Ash playing guitars because they don't have enough money to buy them.

Dirty Nirvanas are usually walking down streets alone with an acoustic guitar on their back.

by CEO, Smash Productions January 2, 2008

Unnoble Norman

When somebody intends to do something nice for you, like say holding an elevator or door, only to let go at the last minute making you look like a total twat!

Some guy snatched my purse today then this lovelly man tackled him to the ground and retrieved it. I was about to thank him when he took out my wallet and threw my purse in the bin, what an Unnoble Norman.

by kingpryle September 25, 2010

St. Normando

Patron saint of alcohol, ice-cream,and getaway weekends

We need a st. Normando style break

by Nlemay August 12, 2010