by ElectraHerz February 2, 2022
Get the Calmug. by So-cal sal September 23, 2020
Get the So-calmug. Big Daddy Cal Is the freakiest man on the planet he will really blow yo back out like he will shove all 10inches of his d*ck down yo throat he gon put it so deep in yo p*ssy he gon run-up in tht p*ssy he be f*ckin u like never before u gon anna keep running bck the dick be so good.
Brii: Oh shii Big Daddy Cal oh fuckkkkkkkk!!!
Kayy: Oh my fucking gosh my p*ssy Big Daddy Cal.
Baee: Big Daddy Cal plz sretch my pussy fuckk omg I need moree Daddy...
Kayy: Oh my fucking gosh my p*ssy Big Daddy Cal.
Baee: Big Daddy Cal plz sretch my pussy fuckk omg I need moree Daddy...
by Kayy Smith April 4, 2024
Get the Big Daddy Calmug. I've had a massive night out getting on it on a school night... I went to bed in the early hours of the morning and now I've woken up to realise that I've slept in and now I'm late for work... I finally get to work and all my who were good enough to make it to work on time tell me that I've 'done a cal'! sleeping in is defined as 'Doing a Cal'
by anonymous November 29, 2023
Get the Doing a Calmug. The best friend anyone could ever wish for. He’s kind, considerate and smart. If the multiverse is real i hope he’s my best friend in every single one of them
« Oh who’s this awesome person with a massive shlong standing there ?
- That’s my best friend Cal !!
- That’s my best friend Cal !!
by Fatpinkpillow May 19, 2022
Get the Calmug. A man of many names cal calvin Kalamazoo etc a man with hopes and dreams mile high, with a flowering random bow heart. He is always a littoe bald man he is French.
by Bertha Montgomery December 8, 2022
Get the cal buttsmug. a loser with no friends except his/her calculator. usually enjoys watching reruns of the crocodile hunter when not enjoying calculator sex.
by rithmppig September 23, 2011
Get the Cal Chrismug.