Ridgewood, New Jersey, AKA Richwood, New Jersey. A rich, preppy town located 35-minutes Northwest of Manhattan, New York; in Bergen County, NJ. Simply put, Heaven on earth - where the sun always shines bright and there is never a cloudy day in sight, the children skip to Ridgewood High School picking dandelions on their way there, dogs play, birds chirp, cats meow, cows jump over the moon, there is always a smile on everyone's face and there is never a bad day or a dull moment. The people are beautiful, the food is magnificent (but the only good pizza to be found in the world is in Glen Rock, NJ) the culture is thriving, the women are stunning, the men are handsome, the lawns are finely manicured (and so are the bushes, if you know what I mean) the houses are pristine, the diamonds are real, the cars are new, the clothes are custom, the hair is perfect, the coffee is fresh, the bagels are hot, the parks are clean, the curbs are swept, the roads are paved in gold, there is always a spring in everyone's step, and tomorrow always gets better.
Those pretzel-rolling, sausage-stuffing, pizza-eating big-mouth New Yackers have nothing on me! I'm from Richwood, NJ, the greatest place on earth!
by RichRichwoodKid September 12, 2013
Get the Richwood, NJmug. “Bro, did you see John on 295?”
“Yeah man, he was hitting the NJ slide while cutting it up in traffic.”
“Yeah man, he was hitting the NJ slide while cutting it up in traffic.”
by therealnq October 28, 2023
Get the NJ Slidemug. middle class town in bergen county. Some own the hideous mcmansions who think that theyre alpine material because they drive a BMW 3 series base model with their home depot chandeliers in the big window above the front door. Some families are extremely wealthy, but you would never know. there are alot of "fake" rich people there who drive maybe a c class mercedes, and drive it like its an s class. Or a 3 series BMW and drive it like its an m6. I know a family who's parents are a lawyer, and a neurosurgeon, AND they both own companies. Yet they have an acura and a mercedes. You never know what you'll find in river edge. Highlights include CVS, RED (River Edge Diner), Habit Burger, Dunkin donuts (2), and a bunch of parks. River edge has 2 elementary schools, a middle school, and shares a highschool with its neighboring town; Oradell.
"did you hear about River Edge NJ?"
"never heard of it"
"ill show you"
"there are alot of mcmansions here"
"never heard of it"
"ill show you"
"there are alot of mcmansions here"
by swissroll123 July 22, 2017
Get the River Edge NJmug. A town that is too big to function. It's a place filled with rich families that go to the mall like it's their job. Kids all go to private school or OBHS and everyone knows everyone, no matter what. Stay at home moms who gossip while going shopping and getting thier nails done. Also, a lot of older couples who go out to the local bars to see bands play and get drunk off martinis. They complain about not having money but go on vacation 4 times a year and get new cars every year and everyone owns a vacation house. Just leave.
Old Bridge, NJ is located in central jersey.
by Hepplememe23 December 28, 2016
Get the old bridge, njmug. A town in Northeastern NJ. Perhaps Millburn/Short Hills, NJ's poorer cousin. They have half of the town which is nice, and half which is not. However, they have a very lively downtown which makes up for their somewhat lousy school system.
by Happy facer boi March 14, 2022
Get the Maplewood, NJmug. Scum water in a recycled bottle, (usually oicked up off the side of the road) junkies use from the run-off of the streets in Camden
by Murphdawg3 June 6, 2020
Get the nj waterbottlemug.