by Carlos the jar October 01, 2021
NJ is a smart independent black alpha male and a person who everyone respects.
He is hilarious and has the best jokes, he is also looked up to by many and known as rambo mustafa. He has alot of asian friends and they get along really well. Did i mention he is so sexy?
He is hilarious and has the best jokes, he is also looked up to by many and known as rambo mustafa. He has alot of asian friends and they get along really well. Did i mention he is so sexy?
by Rambo Mustafa November 22, 2021
middle class town in bergen county. Some own the hideous mcmansions who think that theyre alpine material because they drive a BMW 3 series base model with their home depot chandeliers in the big window above the front door. Some families are extremely wealthy, but you would never know. there are alot of "fake" rich people there who drive maybe a c class mercedes, and drive it like its an s class. Or a 3 series BMW and drive it like its an m6. I know a family who's parents are a lawyer, and a neurosurgeon, AND they both own companies. Yet they have an acura and a mercedes. You never know what you'll find in river edge. Highlights include CVS, RED (River Edge Diner), Habit Burger, Dunkin donuts (2), and a bunch of parks. River edge has 2 elementary schools, a middle school, and shares a highschool with its neighboring town; Oradell.
"did you hear about River Edge NJ?"
"never heard of it"
"ill show you"
"there are alot of mcmansions here"
"never heard of it"
"ill show you"
"there are alot of mcmansions here"
by swissroll123 July 23, 2017
A shitty ass town with alot of parties. Filled with nasty trump supporters and daddys money bitches .the freshman think there cool and have mommy drop them off in the woods to drink truly's and hoe around. Everyone parties on this dumb rock in the middle of the woods in erskine. And people there pretend they are wealthy when in reality they aren't. There are like 5 people total who actually have money and the people who live there like to call the cops on kids who hang out at the end of the street for fun. i feel bad for you if your from there. If you live in ringwood you most likely go to lakeland high school home of weed and hot chicks.
by yomamacita6767 January 14, 2021
Small town in the woods off of route 23 in New jersey, the place is filled with bears who will eat out of any dumpster, and old hillbillies who are married to their sister who is also their cousin, mother, and aunt at the same time somehow
It's basically Alabama
It's basically Alabama
by FlabbyPancakeSause March 29, 2023
A place I could catch a body and compliment in the same day
Somewhere you could really say "were those gunshots or fireworks"
Get any food you want, gotta love it
People say "dont go here," but mf i LIVE here. Outside all day and if you cant keep up with the game then dont play.
Somewhere you could really say "were those gunshots or fireworks"
Get any food you want, gotta love it
People say "dont go here," but mf i LIVE here. Outside all day and if you cant keep up with the game then dont play.
Englewood, NJ: Chill town in North Jersey, Close to NYC, really a place where if u aint got guts youll get trampled
Fuck they doing in Tenafly? Come to Englewood
Fuck they doing in Tenafly? Come to Englewood
by jca$hkillemsathoe June 19, 2025
Englewood NJ is the most diverse town in Bergen county, NJ. It has a beautiful and thriving downtown area with lots of places to shop and multiple eateries for all budgets. As with most of Bergen county the taxes are very high, but that does not seem to be reflected in the public school education ratings. Most of Englewood schools have terrible ratings. The de facto segregation that occurs at my town's public schools is one reason why the city is not rated higher on a list of best places to live in Bergen county. Other than that, Englewood has it all.
by lumi0102 March 06, 2017