Lyndhurst NJ

Lyndhurst NJ, a town located in Bergen County is quite a boring place for its average resident. Traffic here is crazy, and people are coming from Newark, Kearny, North Arlington, and New York. New Jersey drivers are known to be crazy, so in this town you'll hear the occasional 3 minute honk-fest. Lyndhurst NJ has quite a few spots to have fun, but is mostly quite a boring town. You can go to Riverside Park located on River Rd, overseeing the Passaic RIver. It's a great place to live if you work in Newark, as it's only a 10-11 minute car ride. Lyndhurst NJ is a italian mf so you're gonna see a lot of pizza shops located all around the town. Lyndhurst NJ is pretty small, and it borders Rutherford, and North Arlington. It has many major highways in a 1 mile vicinity. Such as Route 3, Route 7, Route 21, Route 17, I-95, and more. There are not a lot of spots, as I have said. There is 2 other parks beside Riverside Park, called Lyndhurst Township Park (the park where all the highschoolers and middleschoolers go) and Meadowlands park which is located near Orient Way. Now, lets talk about the people here. In the middle school you'll find a lot of 6th, and 7th graders vaping. It's funny, because this is a white suburb, with a middle school that cost over 100 million dollars to build.

Lyndhurst NJ is an alright place. As a resident of over 6 years, I'd say it's a bit boring. It can be nice though, I'd say.

by handleMYcandle December 23, 2022

NJ

NJ is a smart independent black alpha male and a person who everyone respects.

He is hilarious and has the best jokes, he is also looked up to by many and known as rambo mustafa. He has alot of asian friends and they get along really well. Did i mention he is so sexy?

Rayhan: Hey, why is everyone crowding him.
NJ: your mom
Everyone: *laughs*

by Rambo Mustafa November 22, 2021

Ringwood nj

A shitty ass town with alot of parties. Filled with nasty trump supporters and daddys money bitches .the freshman think there cool and have mommy drop them off in the woods to drink truly's and hoe around. Everyone parties on this dumb rock in the middle of the woods in erskine. And people there pretend they are wealthy when in reality they aren't. There are like 5 people total who actually have money and the people who live there like to call the cops on kids who hang out at the end of the street for fun. i feel bad for you if your from there. If you live in ringwood you most likely go to lakeland high school home of weed and hot chicks.

" where are you from?"
"ringwood nj"
"oh no i feel bad for you"

by yomamacita6767 January 14, 2021

NJ state bird

Flipping the middle finger

Guy behind me was honking his horn, do I gave him the NJ state bird

by feefiefo February 25, 2021

Park Ridge NJ

A town full of rich white boys who talk shit and think they are hard. Park Ridge HS starts in seventh grade. Everyone starts smoking and doing illegal shit when they are younger than anyone in any other normal town.

Person 1, “Dude did you hear what happened in Park Ridge NJ?”
Person 2, “Nah man what happened,”
Person 1, “A massive group of little white kids broken into Burger King and smoked all the patties.”
Person 2, “What the fuck is wrong with Park Ridge!”

by girthchickenpotato November 17, 2021

Maplewood, NJ

A town in Northeastern NJ. Perhaps Millburn/Short Hills, NJ's poorer cousin. They have half of the town which is nice, and half which is not. However, they have a very lively downtown which makes up for their somewhat lousy school system.

Maplewood, NJ is where Christine Ebersole lives and works for broadway.

by Happy facer boi March 14, 2022

Nj

My exceptional girl who means a lot to me.

Happy Valentine's Day, baby!

"She was so lovely
in the moonlight that
even the stars wanted
to know her name."

I love you, Nj.

by bigggiejc February 4, 2022