So you are hanging out with friends watching a movie. One friend, Nigel, says, "I have to go home, see you later."
Everyone says bye while still watching the movie.
20 minutes later you hear the toilet flush and everyone looks around trying to figure out who flushed the toilet.
Nigel was back into the room and says goodbye again.
So Pulling a Nigel is telling everyone you are leaving and then sedesecrating the toilet without telling anyone on your way out.
Bonus points if you literally live across the street.
Everyone says bye while still watching the movie.
20 minutes later you hear the toilet flush and everyone looks around trying to figure out who flushed the toilet.
Nigel was back into the room and says goodbye again.
So Pulling a Nigel is telling everyone you are leaving and then sedesecrating the toilet without telling anyone on your way out.
Bonus points if you literally live across the street.
by StgTax May 27, 2024

The best crackshow ever. You can find it on youtube.
There's also the bastard bird, Marmalade the doghorsething, Nigel the tiny wizard. He's kind of stupid but cute.
Marmalade shows no emotion.
There's also the bastard bird, Marmalade the doghorsething, Nigel the tiny wizard. He's kind of stupid but cute.
Marmalade shows no emotion.
by Haru-Official February 14, 2024

a nigel danger wank
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Nigel was in his bedroom and he shouted downstairs, Mum(deceased and rotten) call the fucking police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces. As soon as nigel heard her scream he dropped his trousers and commenced the danger wank. As nigel heard mummy stomp up the stairs nigel knew he had to be quick so he upped the pace, as nigel heard her stumble on the top step, which bought him some time. Unfortunately nigel timed his finish badly. As nigels mum barged through the door armed with a rolling pin nigel chugged all over mummy. nigel spent the evening in A&E with concusion.
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Nigel was in his bedroom and he shouted downstairs, Mum(deceased and rotten) call the fucking police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces. As soon as nigel heard her scream he dropped his trousers and commenced the danger wank. As nigel heard mummy stomp up the stairs nigel knew he had to be quick so he upped the pace, as nigel heard her stumble on the top step, which bought him some time. Unfortunately nigel timed his finish badly. As nigels mum barged through the door armed with a rolling pin nigel chugged all over mummy. nigel spent the evening in A&E with concusion.
by mrs tosser October 7, 2025

The act of screwing something up beyond recognition or redemption. To horrifically deviate from your original objective so badly that it leaves others strangely obsessed by the persons ineptitude
Oh man...you really Nigelled that up! YI mean you seriously f***** that up. You've gone to Paris without the keys to the flat.
by George7788 January 10, 2025

Guy 1: Hey did you hear about that explorer who explored the tunnels?
Guy 2: Oh, you mean Nigel? Yeah he's a cool guy.
Guy 2: Oh, you mean Nigel? Yeah he's a cool guy.
by The Hunters Elite Force January 28, 2024

A disease that cause a person craving on poop. Anyone under 13 years old could get this disease if they drink strong coffee.
This kid got nigelism because he ate a bag of Italian coffee, now he never wash his butt when pooping because he eats the poop coming from him.
by ChloeVV October 6, 2021

The name of a handsome boy, who is easy to talk to and likes to joke around.
A Nigel may act nonchalant but deep down is quite chalant and has many feelings.
A Nigel may act nonchalant but deep down is quite chalant and has many feelings.
Why is Nigel so nonchalant??
by DDdreadhead August 7, 2025
