net busy

to be 'net busy' is to not be busy at all, however as you are on the internet you can say you are busy, and unless you're on webcam at the same time noone will know! this is used often when you don't want to talk to a certain person, or when you don't want to reply at all.
Very useful for messengers such as: MSN, AOL, AIM etc.
However, saying that you are net busy is suicide as they'll know you aren't really busy.

Ben: Hey
Ben: Hey
*Stacey sets status to Busy*
Mike: HAHA, she isn't busy, she's just net busy - you got served foo'

by Benjo. January 6, 2006

Net Dangerous

Shooting such a good swish that the basketball upon hitting the ground has enough spin from the net to comes back to you.

And for the 342nd straight time Robby is Net Dangerous.

by Robby January 2, 2005

fart net

when you fart while walking in a line and someone walks by and gets caught in your fart net, and they stop because of the stench.

john was walking down the hall while farting. then his friend walked by right into the fart net.

by TDowns123 September 25, 2010

Net Rat

A net rat is someone who spends all their time on the internet because they have nothing better to do.

"Maddi is such a net rat!"

by Maddi & Ashleigh February 14, 2009

net-tez

A bunch of prepubescent niger faggots who deserve too burn in hell and suck more fatherly dick.

LOL, it's a net-tez ban him he hax and sucks cock

by blowbomb2111 January 9, 2008

inner net

A net sewn into swim trunks or running shorts, to prevent the coin purse from slapping against the thigh.

The inner net in my short shorts prevented the crowd from seeing my ballsack while I was running the hurdles.

by KtCF April 3, 2010

Pre-net

Any medium through which information is gained that was in occurance before the invention of the internet - e.g. a book is a form of pre-net.

Man: Dude, did you know that if your hand is bigger than your face you have cancer!
Dude: No way man, that sounds bogus.
Man: Nah homie, for shizzle, I read it in the pre-net.
Dude: Shit, I better check.

by Padre Ineffect February 16, 2009