Dead-Commenting

When someone comments on a Deviantart journal that involves drama that got resolved a long time ago.

So...you're still Dead-Commenting, huh?

by MM132 September 9, 2019

Comment Betches

Two girls who only communicate with each other via the comment section on their respective Instagram posts, but do not maintain a real in-person friendship.

“Are u friends with Macie? She always comments on your pictures.”
“No I actually don’t really talk to her, we’re just comment betches.”

by 3leggreg May 16, 2020

jerk comment

A legendary phrase, or a random put down, or when someone picks holes in what you are saying and points that you are wrong out to everyone. Normally starts with "well actually........"

"tom you really need to start washing, we're at college, there are girls about."
"well actually your wrong"

by jtforcaptain April 19, 2005

pocket commented

Getting a facebook comment on a picture or status from someone who did it accidentally in their pocket. Like a pocket dial

Amy- "cc"

What?

Amy- "Sorry, I pocket commented."

Amy- "cc"

What?

Amy- "Sorry, I pocket commented."

by beneficiall August 1, 2012

Internet Comment

FUCKING. INSANITY.

I wanted to commit seppuku after reading that internet comment.

by JohnDickington July 11, 2022

Comment Rage

When you’re watching a video, think of a boss comment only to find that someone already commented it and has 1K+ likes on it.

OMG I just thought of the best comment! *Scrolls down and sees exactly what they were thinking of* (Insert head banging and comment rage)

by SomeGuyWhoLikesHoodies October 1, 2019

Comments Section

What every one of these definitions needs.

You, reading this now: "Fuck, I really hate this definition, which this obvious (insert hated political party here), douche-bag wrote, but the 'Thumbs-Down' button doesn't adequately summarize the rage with which I would cram sharp, pointy objects up his ass, were I given the chance. If only there was a COMMENTS SECTION, I could properly express my anger by typing something whitty like, 'shut up, you commi', that would teach 'em"!

by StrongDynamics September 27, 2020