eat my dick! ❤️

the only correct way to respond to someone who offends / annoys you. good when used in typing / texting. (see example below)

Person 1: I love you! ❤️ I love you! ❤️ I love you! ❤️ I love you! ❤️ I love you! ❤️ I love you! ❤️
Person 2: eat my dick! ❤️

by efries75 October 17, 2022

Suck my dick o'clock

The time that you are the most horny. Girlfriend/boyfriends time to suck your dick for no reason.

Omg babe it suck my dick o'clock you should probably get on that ;).

by Lechonputa2000 June 21, 2019

why is my dick out

"Why is my dick out" is used when in a public restroom or some other place where your dick would be out. It causes confusion in people around you.

*in a public restroom* Hey jimmy, "why is my dick out "?

by Dick boi September 22, 2017

stick my dick in a midget

A term of disbelief

After seeing Heather take a cucumber, Geof exclaimed, "Well stick my dick in a midget! I didn't know you could do that!"

by Mr Crowley October 21, 2021

haha lick my dick

Something you say to your enemy.

Johnny: Suck your mum
Frank: Haha lick my dick
Johnny: enters severe depression

by Cloutchaser69 November 16, 2019

She Wants My Dick

A girl that wants to fuck

"that girl Isla, She wants my dick"

by Isla wants to fuck May 12, 2020

fuck my dick with a stick

an Australian slang word used to describe a moment of great disappointment.

can be used in place of FML.

*open lunch box, and find muesli bar* "Fuck my dick with a stick!"

*you piss two ways and both miss the toilet* " Fuck my dick with a stick!"

gf:"can i fuck your dick with a stick?"
you:"Fuck my dick with a stick"

by thatguyathjs November 15, 2011