mutual boner

Is when you give dick to a girl you dont care about but feel like she needs to get piped

I gave that give a mutual boner because she was lonely

by Mehfuck September 30, 2018

Mutual Aid

Basically a softer way of asking for money. Panhandling, usually done digitally and by people who aren’t actually impoverished.

“Hey! My rent is due tomorrow, but I don’t get paid until Friday. Would you be willing to contribute a little mutual aid? Drinks on me after I get paid!”

by FegelFatso October 03, 2023

mutual procrastination

(Noun) The act or process of wasting time or pushing off important things (procrastinating) together with a friend. Should be used when both subjects have things they should be doing instead.

You see those two kids watching YouTube videos in the library? They're engaging in mutual procrastination. They have an exam to study for, but they are wasting each other's time with silly things instead.

by das.sprache.meister March 08, 2015

School of Mutual Admiration

University

A - "Oh look at that guy, you can tell from his attitude that he's come from the School of Mutual Admiration"
B - "I thought he went to QUT..."
A - " >_____> "

by xJanexxDoexx April 06, 2011

andrew.tf's mutuals

The pinnacle of masculinity amd the sexiest mfs kn the planet

I wish I coukd be andrew.tf's mutuals but I can't lift 30,000 pounds

by wryxdunk May 06, 2021

mutual crust

Mutual crust is formed when you don't pull out after sex and fall asleep. Body fluid from both parties join and dry to form mutual crust all over their private parts.

Jack and Jill woke up Saturday morning and were stuck together by their mutual crust. They had to waddle to the shower together to free themselves of each other.

by jizzum baptism February 23, 2018

Mutual Nursing

When two people suck on each other's breasts at the same time

Mutual nursing, like a 69 for tits
69

by ziek3411 April 20, 2016