Albertan mullet

The hairstyle of choice for your typical plaid and trucker hat wearing Albertan adolescent.

Ryan Smyth, anyone from the movie FUBAR: The Movie.

"That kid's got one hell of an Albertan mullet"

by booze? January 11, 2009

sneaky mullet

Hair cut in such a way that hair on top and at the back is slightly longer, with the ability to fashion those bits outward, mimicking the impact of a traditional "mullet". Commonly seen worn by males in the clubbing community for reasons unknown.

"That haircut's looking suspiciously like a sneaky mullet..."

by mullet-boy February 7, 2005

Stank Mullet

A state where the hair on the back of ones head becomes somewhat long and looses cleanliness, making the hair hard to part or comb.

"Oh jeez my hair is too long and I have a stank mullet, I should get a hair cut"

by diqhed September 5, 2017

proto-mullet

The name given to a haircut that's on it's way to becoming a mullet.

An embryonic mullet.

Jari Litmanen; Tony Knowles circa 1985.

by Gheorghe Hagi April 19, 2003

French mullet

Placing the Male member on the back of targets head so that it resembles the long hair of a mullet while resting meat clackers on top of said targets head . The precursor to the french revolution.

Hey hes passed out face down drunk on the couch. Someone take a picture of me giving him a french mullet!

by DKSTBBRL! November 17, 2019

Mullet Yard

Noun: A yard that is mowed in the front but not in the back.

Dude, you have a mullet yard!

I know, I haven't had time to mow the back and it is only the front that counts. As long as it is short in the front, it can be long in the back and it's all cool.

by Mullenkee July 26, 2013

Corona Mullet

Wearing professional attire up top, where video conferences can see, but totally pjs and slippers below what the camera can see. Business up top, comfy down below.

I'm LOVIN' this work from home thing. I've been rocking the Corona Mullet for weeks.

by is this pseudonym also taken May 8, 2020