Packing the Mule

When you smuggle drugs up sex slaves ass.

My brother just got arrested in Mexico for packing the mule.

by RobotxNathan4life February 27, 2019

hold my mule

Southern expression: To refrain from beating some one's ass.
Origin: Has something to do with Jesus and his mule.

Son: Mommy, my teacher called me a dummy.
Mom: Lawd! Somebody hold my mule!

Tom: I heard that you got fired.
Dan: Yeah, I had to hold my mule on them beeotches!

Trina: Girl! They repossessed my car!
Keshia: Hold my mule!!!

by CatSuga October 10, 2006

eat that mule shit

A response when you have no other come backs

Ken "Your mom is hot"
Terry "Eat that mule shit!!!"

by Terry Young February 18, 2003

beer mule

an individual who carries at least two cases of beer for the benefit of others.

The Cooker: "Pete Dick can be a real prick sometimes, but boy he is one useful beer mule."
TP: "Yep, you can always count on him to carry serious quantities of beer."

by Pete Dick March 5, 2008

Brown Mule

The act of inserting your penis into ones mouth after the performance of anal sex. Preferably done to hood rats, not your main girl.

Alex gave me a brown mule last night and I think I liked it!

by Wizard Sleve Steve February 25, 2009

feeding the mule

Cupping your fingers together and inserting them in and out of a chicks ass - aka "feeding the mule"

(opposite of feeding the horse)

You are doing a chick doggy, and have a spare hand, so you cup your fingers put them in her ass aka feeding the mule!

by dunniss June 22, 2006

Five Mule Kart

a girls ass so big it would take 5 mules to pull it.

Check out that girl over there, thats a five mule kart.
Katie has a five mule kart.

by Five Mule Kart Krew January 14, 2008